So, it's Saturday night on chess.com. Put your hands up if you are single or no longer interested in your wife...
Incidentally my niece is a campanologist and played at my dad's funeral. I'll forgive your insensitivity on this matter Kaynight. I just believe somethings are not a laughing matter...especially your book of puns...
For gawwds sake Ziggy, I could not have known that. Respect.
No worries 
As you say, how on earth could you have known
By way of tribute to my dad, he actually won a few caption competitions in the local paper that invariably involved punning....
A Sicilian Dragon was feasting
and swallowed whole the sheep he was eating;
it pains me to say
that it died that same day
because of some internal bleating.
The "Is Triangulation 'Unsporting'" thread inspired this.
Here's the goal:
Make a pun out of everything.
Make some punoriginal jokes.