chess puns

And all worked out on my left side. As you no doubt guessed!

I heard bobby played with Fischer price as a kid!

Didn't Fischer invent some kind of a foolproof way to capture an opponent's queen?

(*Note to any of you who read that question just now, and instantly thought "Bobby Pin!" --  well, Shame on you!  That's a terrible pun!)

Puns are terrible! I should send that one to aLasker!

Yes, I see your point sir, but I think he was actually sent to germany because he heard there was better czechmates there!

oh, my -- That one came out of Nowhere, and landed right in my brain, where it somehow managed to make my Stomach hurt.  Congratulations!  You clearly have a gift in this area.  (The rest of us will have to work really hard at resisting our natural temptation to "regift.")

Best pun in this whole topic

Didn't know I was this popular.... 😏 

those aren't what I'm looking for

Knock Knock:

"who's there?"

Chester.

"Chester who?"

Chester checkers?

if tal was short, but fischer was tall... what does that mean?!?!?!?!?!

to put It another way, tall beat Short, and Fischer caught itchyosaurs, and the fish beat Tal, who is better?