Chess-Themed Pick Up Lines

I'm trying to pick up WGMs online (without any profile picture or personality), so I need excellent pick-up lines. That will be a sure-fire way to succeed.

Here's my solid, well thought-out input:

"Ayyy girl, I'll be ur knight if ur my queen"

If you play really bad, girl, I'll give you the Fool's Mate

Let's get rid of that little pawn so I can enter your open file

I'll be your knight in shining armor and give you a smothered mate

Forget about WGM, go and try to get ALEXANDRA BOTEZ (WFM). OMG THAT GIRL IS AS HOT AS A BAKED POTATO.

That's a very simple pick up line

Ayyy girl let's have fun with chess 

You know I'll play with your pawns

BronsteinPawn, you ain't kiddin, she deserves a new temperature scale, Suns will get measured as a fraction of her

I'll be your bishop and fianchetto you from the side 

That's the worst one yet 

Dont worry about horrible pickup lines, you are probably not inspired. 

Here, take a look at this photo, I think you will find inspiration.

Check yoself girl, cos you about to get mated

What did you think of Kramnik's novelty on move 7 in the Queen's Gambit?

Get your queen ready cause Im about to FORK IT.

I see a hole in your opening, and I'm going to penetrate it with my rook

More like "I see a hole in your opening, let me REK IT  it with Negi's last refutation".

wow.

you guys are really on thin ice.

what about the possibility of just being a polite decent guy and hoping said WFM enjoys the chess game?  No??

I didn't think so.

What about being a complete ass h#$@ that does not care about women integrity and hides in the anonimity of the internet to have some fun with his chums?
NOW THAT IS A REAL MAN.

Dark knight, knight, I see what you did there, hehe.

Would you like to come home with me and flog my bishop?

I do agree that this should be put onto the Off-Topic section or probably deleted, and redone on a private group. 

Greetings.