Chess-Themed Pick Up Lines

"Hey honey, get ready, cause Im gonna smother you until its mate!"

OK, that is probably too weird/sadistic.

Bronstein, if that is a "real man"

than this website if full of a lot of "manly" men.

on the other hand... where are the women?  that should be a clue- right there.

4sure, they are not posting on the forums!

so you can make weird jokes (that might not be considered acceptable by a moderator) or actually try to figure out how to talk to a women.

what does the manly man do in this situation? : curious

Im am more curious to know if you are concious that my quoted post was SARCASM.

Anyways, before trying to figure out how to talk to THE woman, you need to do a quick scan to see if she is worth it.

After it, just grab 2 golf balls, FIRMLY attach them between your legs and say.

"Hey girl, I know how to play chess, do you mind having a fun knight with me?

And I thought all the perverts were in 4chan...

There's also the option of not taking life so seriously! But where's the fun in that?

I am always tentatively convinced that most crazy posts here on chess.com are jokes/sarcasm/etc.

on the other hand, there is  certain stereotype about chess players.... sometimes it is accurate,... LOL

Anways, you guys often make me wonder , when you joke like this, whether you can actually talk to women without making them very uncomfortable...

Kingofshedinjas, you almost tricked me into believing you're new to chess.com. Outstanding troll!

Well, let me rephrase it. I knew there were stalkers, but seeing a thread like this not written by pdela is certainly a surprise.

Lo sabemos.

Ahora te toca postear alguna pendejada machista shaval, DEMUESTRA QUE ERES UN MACHO MAN. LOL.

Enserio visitabas 4chan? Esa pagina esta llena de japoneses con fethices locos, la ultima vez que entre tuve daño cerebral severo, por eso estoy como estoy. LOL

ZALUTOZ.

The old "do you even know how to talk to women" argument to shutup offensive rednecks that are acting like retards.

I do know how to talk to women, however at my current state I dont find having a woman in my life useful, and when I do find having a woman useful I will probably have forgotten many of the stupidities I have posted on here.

Once you go in you cant go back dud, it is the troll life style, be a murican-redneck and make sure you are a hypocrite.

PD: Trump will win the elections, lol.

No, (luckily) I haven't been there, but I'm aware it can be the most dangerous, disgusting, random and funny site on the Internet.

I think that instead of talking about how hot Alexandra Botez is we should all join as brothers and talk about how chess can solve problematics, improve the life of others, how we can implement a universal chess system to promote self-steem and concentration between kids, how we can create an better school system that implements chess, how we can create chess variants to promote creativity between kids, conducting experiments to see if there is a corelation or causation between kids playing chess and kids having better motricity/higher school level.

However I will waste my AMAZING HUMBLENESS/INTELECT by acting like a troll.

Greetings.

Ok, now that I acted like a supposedly respectul/thoughtful guy I will go back to pick up lines.

"Im not a theoritician but I can see your English transposing into my King's Indian."

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Why would a chess player need a pick up line?

Ha!

so that is how we roll.  ok.

BTW,  "I'm with Her"

Mistake corrected. Be careful next time.

Yeah.

Like seriously, how are you supposed to vote for someone that cant even send a top security mail?

Hillary was so delusional she thought his husband wasnt cheating on her!
I feel really sorry with you guys, good thing I dont vote, and dont plan to do so.

I sent her an email.  It got all spread to all kinds of computers, but the ruskies have screwed around with the grammer/spelling.

I'm Tiked!  I meen Tickked!!

thats not right.

KNowing that the rusians want hillary in prison- I'm resolved to make her the most powerful women ever. so .... I'm with the witch.  yeah. ok.

that'll teach em.

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btw, if you commonly refer to interesting women as witches or bimbos, you don't need to guess whether you struggle to talk to women.

"Ready to be mated?"