Chess.com is like an RPG ...

Think about it: The slew of NPC's (non-player-characters) is endless, you gain or lose rating points by outsmarting your rivals, you chill out at the forums (that's where you connect with the other real-life players in order to make yourself known; this is even reflected in the points you make for every worthless post!), you "equip" yourself with Chess videos and puzzles to make your in-game-character more sturdy and powerful against other players ... I could go on but I'm pretty lazy.

I haven't had good bud in a while. Funny too cuz j live in SoCal

Yeah, but isn't it legal there? (Kudos for being spot on, I guess)

Not legal but pretty much.

Gotta get a card that costs like thirty bucks

More so I've just been a combination of lazy and busy way too much.

Regretting it at this moment as its too late now to order haha

Yes?

            You should NEVER stand behind an RPG when firing!

All's that's missing is a saber cat to kill.