The pizza didn't stand a chance. Lucky for you the pizza resigned instead of getting mated.
Crushing Sicilian Pizza

The pizza is clearly better after 5. d5 though
No, the pizza is clearly better after 5. d5 dough

"Sicilian" pizza must have black olives and anchovies. It's a particular kind. The one posted is NOT a sicilian pizza.
One of my best games ever! Demolished the dang thing.