FISH 🐟 CRACK ME UP!!!

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Monie49
I read how you just starting playing (within the last year) and how you plan to climb to 2000 in the near future. "I'm going to be a GM or an IM or a CM." There's a fish 🐟 in here who's going to be world champ.

Stop writing about it and go study. Chess is not a video game!
MickinMD

What's the difference among a fish, a patzer, and a woodpusher?

Personally, there's no hate: I like them all.  The only irritating thing is when they think they know it all, but at least even those misguided people are all for chess and we should forgive them if their enthusiasm exceeds reality a little.

Strangemover

Fish, patzer, woodpusher is chess equivalent of rock, paper, scissors. Fish beats patzer, patzer beats woodpusher, woodpusher beats fish.

Bonsai_Dragon

2Q1C wrote:

I hate fish as well. They actually believe someone is just going to hand them a title. Sorry - not gonna happen! I just recently managed to destroy a National Master. I got to where I am by studying hours every night. It's hard work but is worth it.

Who was this national master you beat in chess?

Monie49

I don't hate fish.  I never said that.

Bonsai_Dragon

No worries mona, we know who you were talking about, so does he, expect such twisting of your words. The biggest fish is usually the one calling everyone fish.

MikeCarnevale
2Q1C wrote:

I hate fish as well. They actually believe someone is just going to hand them a title. Sorry - not gonna happen! I just recently managed to destroy a National Master. I got to where I am by studying hours every night. It's hard work but is worth it.

LOL, you didn't "destroy" a NM....you didn't even beat him, you won on time in a game that looked pretty even after only 14 moves. I imagine he was away from the computer for a few days and you won by default.  

MikeCarnevale

You vs keisyzrk.  The only game vs a NM I see on your profile.

 

 

Bonsai_Dragon

2Q1C wrote:

Yes that's the one dude. I outplayed him in the opening, throwing him a curveball with 1. ... h5!! A tactile blow delivered with force!

So now winning on time is "Detroying" an opponate? LMAO!

Bonsai_Dragon

2Q1C wrote:

Bonsai have you beaten any titled players recently?

No, nor have I claimed to "destroy" someone I beat on time. I also have never claimed to be the next world champion...

LogoCzar
2Q1C wrote:

I just recently managed to destroy a National Master.

He wasn't taking you seriously. He played 1.f3 and played a sort of hippo set up against you. I doubt any NM doing his best would do that.

Plus you won because he timed out. While your position was better when he timed out - it wasn't won.

LogoCzar

That's debatable - but as I said: He wasn't taking you seriously. He was less than 1500 rated in correspondence chess - he likely plays it only for fun.

Bonsai_Dragon

That's your delusional take on it. You won on time, end of story.

ESP-918

I will actually support 2Q1C here and say one thing only : WIN IS A WIN!

No excuses, time, he was away from the computer, his wife came home , he was blindfold, bla bla bla

She won? Won! That it ! Time and other problems is he's problem he didn't managed it correctly so....

Win is a win well done 2Q1C !

LogoCzar

You count someone rated less than 1500 at the time control you chose as one of the strongest players on this site?

LogoCzar

He wasn't playing you in a FIDE game. It might be a better indication of his serious over the board strength, but a for fun online game where you can get away with things like 1.f3 without risk of your rating?

macer75
ESP-918 wrote:

I will actually support 2Q1C here and say one thing only : WIN IS A WIN!

No excuses, time, he was away from the computer, his wife came home , he was blindfold, bla bla bla

She won? Won! That it ! Time and other problems is he's problem he didn't managed it correctly so....

Win is a win well done 2Q1C !

Yes, a win is a win, but not every win is a "destruction."

SonOfThunder2

lol

JJZ03
2Q1C wrote:

I hate fish as well. They actually believe someone is just going to hand them a title. Sorry - not gonna happen! I just recently managed to destroy a National Master. I got to where I am by studying hours every night. It's hard work but is worth it.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/troll-games

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/challenge-me-2

 

JJZ03

https://www.chess.com/stats/daily/keisyzrk

keisyzrk isn't playing seriously...

And he loses on time often.