MANY TIMES
Fools mate on titled player?

Has anyone ever seen or know of a high ranking or titled player falling for a fools mate a game in a game of chess?
Yeah, all the time; titled players are all really bad at chess.

lol Just play against any master, and I guarantee they'll do it. Especially a grandmaster; grandmasters are even worse at chess than any other masters.

Here is just an example of a game where I forced a fool's mate on a grandmaster rated 2725 FIDE:
1. f3 e5
2. g4 Qh4#
Michael, they are "fooling" with you. I extremely doubt it, especially as the best response to 1. f3 e5 is NOT g4, e4 would probably be played first, or at worst, Nh3

Isn't that like asking if anybody knew of a nationally ranked swimmer who was unable to make it across a wading pool?

There's a defense?
Please refrain from these kinds of posts in the future. You are giving new players unnecessary hope.
It's very clear that there is no defense, as it has been proven using today's most powerful chess engines. All new player should know that once their opponent plays e5, they have begun an unstoppable mating attack, and there is no way to equalize anymore. Black wins. But the important thing to remember is that there will always be other games!

Here is just an example of a game where I forced a fool's mate on a grandmaster rated 2725 FIDE:
1. f3 e5
2. g4 Qh4#
heinzie yur my hiro, evin if titeled playurs are bad liek kwarky sez. tahts amizing
Has anyone ever seen or know of a high ranking or titled player falling for a fools mate a game in a game of chess?