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How to play chess

hahaha they've got a few videos right here on chess.com that do some very nice explaining of the basics

hahaha they've got a few videos right here on chess.com that do some very nice explaining of the basics
Chess is easy, just grab all of Carlsen's pieces and then chuck them the furthest you could muster up teh strength to throw. Then after you have done that, and when Carlsen is looking at you wide eyed as he would look at a baboon eating its own feces, b!tch slap him.
Easy, they could even make you the world champion of chess for that.

Chess is easy, just grab all of Carlsen's pieces and then chuck them the furthest you could muster up teh strength to throw. Then after you have done that, and when Carlsen is looking at you wide eyed as he would look at a baboon eating its own feces, b!tch slap him.
Easy, they could even make you the world champion of chess for that.
One cannot simply bitch slap Carlsen without an appropriately strong Yu-Gi-Oh deck to back it up.
You know. Of course we could tell you how to win against Carlsen. But yeah... we won t do that. Booohh. Is nt that nasty? Come one? Why not?