How to play chess

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RubenHogenhout

You know. Of course we could tell you how to win against Carlsen. But yeah... we won t do that. Booohh. Is nt that nasty? Come one? Why not?  frustrated.png 

 

toiyabe

Ask Ivanov to be your second.  

M4RS_official

hahaha they've got a few videos right here on chess.com that do some very nice explaining of the basics

M4RS_official

somewaitforever wrote:

hahaha they've got a few videos right here on chess.com that do some very nice explaining of the basics

oh ok checked ur ratings trololol

bestpony

 Hilarious

Pikelemi
First get some fake dices
bestpony

Dice*

BlargDragon

Pero, ¿quién dice?

carollewis

please can someone explain what Glicko RD is.....?

GabrielBer

sanjayrame, lol good luck

JayeshSinhaChess

Chess is easy, just grab all of Carlsen's pieces and then chuck them the furthest you could muster up teh strength to throw. Then after you have done that, and when Carlsen is looking at you wide eyed as he would look at a baboon eating its own feces, b!tch slap him.

 

Easy, they could even make you the world champion of chess for that.

BlargDragon
JayeshSinhaChess wrote:

Chess is easy, just grab all of Carlsen's pieces and then chuck them the furthest you could muster up teh strength to throw. Then after you have done that, and when Carlsen is looking at you wide eyed as he would look at a baboon eating its own feces, b!tch slap him.

 

Easy, they could even make you the world champion of chess for that.

One cannot simply bitch slap Carlsen without an appropriately strong Yu-Gi-Oh deck to back it up.

toiyabe

You have much to learn about trolling, pretty pathetic attempts....good luck on your quest for proficient trolling skills.  

isabela14

2Q is the best in trolling...is he back under another name?

universityofpawns

When he starts making little boy faces at you like he is bored, just do the same back....

RookSacrifice_OLD

Ask Borislav Ivanov. He's really helpful!