Chess: 1. (noun) The quintessential full information abstract strategy game.
e.g. Those two fellows played chess all night long.
2. (adjective) Of or having to do with the game of chess.
e.g. Those two fellows are chess nuts because they sat at he chess board all night.
3. (noun) A parasite that feeds on chess nuts.
e.g. Those two chess nuts died because their brains were consumed by chess.
chess: the cause of, and solution to, all of my problems