GRANDMASTERS ARE SCARED OF ME, Magnus Carlson would not dare challenge me.

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justdonmind

I  am an unorthodox man, an unorthodox thinker, I don't play chess, I am chess.

I am an instinctual conceit of direct consciousness, the intelligence I have at my fingertips will annihilate and obliviate any who oppose me in my casual existence in the realm of chess.  

I often allow myself to be beaten, defeated as I think charitable works are conducive to human wellbeing. And you learn so much in watching the infantile think themselves great.

Challenge me GRANDMASTERS. You would not dare.

RopemakerStreet

the OP is a sandwich short of a picnic.

chubchoo

Dude you're noob

654Psyfox

its because he's British