Has Anyone Used The COW DEFENCE!!

The Cow Opening was Anna's humorous flight of fancy. It might be fun against mediocre opposition, but it doesn't challenge Black, who can grab a huge space advantage and develop a strong initiative. Stockfish showed this.


There is a video by IM Eric Rosen where he used the Cow in his Titled Tuesday games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2XrdomtLUI
It only takes to see the first game to realize how absurdly bad the Cow is. It's a much worse hippo where you waste time to put you knights to bad squares.

Who is Anna cramling
She has a chess channel on YouTube. She's a WFM and both of her parents are GMs -- Juan Bellon and Pia Cramling.
I actually used the COW once in long play v a 1746 ELO ...1:hour 30min each on clock for whole game I recall the opening moves 1.e4,Nf6 2.d3,e5 3.Ne2,C5 4.Nd2,d5 5.Ng3,Nc6 6.Nb3,Be7 7.c4, Be6 I got quite a lead on the clock my opponent taking 25 minutes for first 7 moves which surprised me the game was eventually drawn due to my opponent showing little interest in an open fight locking off the centre with eventual ...d5 I have not played the defence since and do agree its merrit probably lies in the quicker time controls.