How to get to 2800 BULLET

Many weak and pathetic bullet players have been wondering how to get to 2800 on chess.com bullet. Of course, this feat has only been done by me. I will begin by introducing some important rulse that you must keep in mind. These are the basis of winning chess in general.

1. Try not to lose

2. Try to win.

3. Move your king for checkmate.

These are rules are very specific and you have to consider this at all times or you will lose. These strategies alone can destory anyone in your path. Many strong players like me, me and me have been using this strategy with a 100% success rate.

Picture of Me: 

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=FAMOUS+BOXER&view=detailv2&&id=6F15F0709EB31F4A7E0FDD6B5C67075289C6834F&selectedIndex=18&ccid=ppOrF3oS&simid=608020791578854445&thid=OIP.Ma693ab177a12f592cee380adb3a4cf95o2

You need that KO punch that kills your opponent. But if your opponent is just a cute little baby like this one,

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Funny+photoshop&view=detailv2&&id=8DF0D18CCB7E917441ADA0A4EFEBE43C716D39B5&selectedIndex=2&ccid=DLKruykZ&simid=608032211896172763&thid=OIP.M0cb2abbb29191e6fe4fa1922940754acH1

You gotta teach them young by troll. What do I mean by troll, U gotta tell the baby to stop messing around. Take all his pieces.

Win on time.

NO CHECKMATE ALLOWED. Or you can use a bullet to the head.

You gotthttps://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Funny+photoshop&view=detailv2&&id=0CA10FB75C11DF8661DDDED74F533E57876BFB2D&selectedIndex=118&ccid=bk6HOMcy&simid=608009749213152115&thid=OIP.M6e4e8738c732d3e8c519854b5c9d7410H0a be a rock, everything has to be solid like

GEODUDE.

Let's begin by looking at some examples by the pros.

Game number 1:

White: https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Funny+photoshop&view=detailv2&&id=0F5256AB2F5F6FC908480A7702102BFFF7E9B3B1&selectedIndex=20&ccid=3H4mfFFH&simid=608017475860893616&thid=OIP.Mdc7e267c5147c0a2e4cce4c957bade8co2

Black: Me

AN AMAZING GAME BY BLACK> WHERE HE EMPLOYED THE WINNING RULES OF CHESS/

Lets look at anotehr amazing game by me

White: https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Funny+photoshop&view=detailv2&&id=A7A6BF8633EF7B93F5A9C7DF9A232D947B016CA7&selectedIndex=1&ccid=ybjERhub&simid=608005415601570424&thid=OIP.Mc9b8c4461b9b1c1dc2b8beb6cb9519c2H1

Black: Me

Enjoy peeps.

AMAZING CHESS

Please get to 2800 before posting threads like this. You shall be mocked, tarred, AND feathered. 

>bing

Indeed, of course I'm not trolling. These strategies have brought me the desire to crush anyone in my way. I'm am the Chess GOd

@Robert_New_Trump

Sorry Robert but umm if I have to go to 2800 first, I might have to lose rating points. Current bullet rating: 2964 I don't really want that you know. I don't wanna be that chum who just loses to troll those weak 2800s. I WANNA BE THAT CHUM WHO JUST LOSES TO TROLL THOSE 1600s.

I recently had an amazing game against Nakamura using the 3 rules of winning bullet.

Rules 1 and 2 seem redundant - but you do not show the timer so perhaps the significance of those rules would become clearer if we saw that.

AND 5. Qd6#

brah you need to go on 17 games winning streak as a 789 fide. this is what you need to do brah

I'm alreday 1800 FIDE+

2900 here I COME BABY>