Why are fire engines RED??
Is this one of them there Mensa test questions? (Never mind that they're not all red; OK, most are so I'll give you that one.)
The fire engine makers always have a surplus of red paint?
They're really supposed to be white, but someone keeps spilling huge amounts of Heinz ketchup into the paint vats?
Did I pass? Please tell me I'm not one of them there dumb ones...
hahahahaaa that sounds like HIS level.