laporte wrote:
if chuck norris would play chess, he would be chuck norris playing chess
what a stupid question....
wow what a moron.
If Chuck Norris played chess...
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He obviously didn't know the power of Chuck.
Phelan wrote:
Stephen Colbert>Chuck Norris
lol
I didn't bump this post... Chuck Norris round house kicked it to the top.
chuck beat kasparov by giving checkmate with his king!!!!!! LOL =P
CHUCK ALSO MAKES HIS BISHOPS CHANGE COLORS!! =p
Chuck Norris always plays white and all others lose because they are afraid to move because they know about his karate abilities and they lose on time.
MarkShinelov wrote:
Funny conversation this. Everyone is trying to outbrag each other on Chuck's account with really childish statements....
If Chuck Norris read this comment, he would laugh so hard small beads of liquid would leak from his eyes. This would not be crying. The beads of liquid are simply condensed manhood leaking due to the immense pressure of carrying so much condensed manhood.
Drinking one of these drops of liquid, it is said, has the effect of a viagra overdose, a six month steroid regimen, and causes any woman in a 10 yard radius to become pregnant... three times.
But thank goodness Chuck hasn't read this message, because he would have round-house kicked you in the face.
Dec 28, 2008
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chuck norris will fork the sh*t out of your queen while the king can only look on in utter humiliation
Chuck Norris stares at your King and it resigns for you.
Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked this topic to the top. This message wasn't bumped... it was 'Chucked to the top'.
Stephen Colbert and Chuck Norris once became engaged in a battle that lasted for 7 years. In their fight one of chucks testacles was cut off. It is now officially known as Jupiter, 5th planet from the Sun.
his Queens would be crowned in shurrikin. It's because of Chuck that King's never have any arms ...or legs.
When Chuck finishes his Chess-Infomercial, we'll all shower our TV in gold coins . . . OR ELSE~!
When Chuck puts you down he lays you so low your b*tt bursts thru the ground ... in China.
Phelan wrote:
Stephen Colbert and Chuck Norris once became engaged in a battle that lasted for 7 years. In their fight one of chucks testacles was cut off. It is now officially known as Jupiter, 5th planet from the Sun.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x412dv_colberts-prince-dance_fun
POW!
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stop bumping your own thread. It has had a good and hilarious life (worth reading if you haven't), let it resign with dignity.
lol
the truth is that chuck norris was running away from the aliens so he disguised himself as Paul Morphy, when he got rid of the aliens he started kicking ass again.