If I sell my soul to the devil will I become the best Chess player in the world?

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ItalianGame-inactive
guitarzan wrote:

Eo ____,

If you went through with the deal, what makes you think he'd keep his end of the bargain? After all, he is a liar.


Oh, Satan is an evil charmer (shut de do, keep out de devil)

He' s lookin' for a soul to hurt (shut de do keep the devil in the night)

And with out your holy armour (shut de do keep out the devil)

He will eat you for desert!!

ItalianGame-inactive
bigpoison wrote:

I think you overestimate the value of your soul.


WAY OVERESTEMATE

Conquistador

Eo____
David-Neff wrote:
Eo____ wrote:

If you sell your soul to the devil you will become the world's greatest chess player.

 

Believe it or not, it's a true statement.


hahaha!! What if two people sold their soul to the devil for the greatest chess player ever!!! What would happen??


if he has the power to make you the best chess player in the world why wouldn't he have the power to create two separate realities?

Ziryab

Just study the Caro-Kann.

goldendog
bigpoison wrote:

I think you overestimate the value of your soul.


In hell, the devil picks his teeth with souls like that.

Atos

Eo, you already sold your soul to the devil, but right now he hasn't got the money to pay back.

ilikeflags
electricpawn wrote:

Where can I get a cool Troll map Flags?


http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://mythicmktg.fileburst.com/war/us/home/images/newsletter/global/2007/TrollCountry_720.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.warhammeronline.com/newsletterarchive/2007/March2007.html&usg=__WIbZOAZiUt5rYDccz0blWFT0hYQ=&h=720&w=720&sz=217&hl=en&start=38&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=R9xDXoqzAHmPSM:&tbnh=140&tbnw=140&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtroll%26start%3D36%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26ndsp%3D18%26tbs%3Disch:1

bigpoison
Atos wrote:

Eo, you already sold your soul to the devil, but right now he hasn't got the money to pay back.


Apparently, despite all one hears, the economy hasn't gone to hell.

Conquistador

There is a law on the books of Detroit, Michigan that states that "Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants."

Strange, and I thought I knew Michigan.

Atos
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orangehonda

I see Eo is a full time troll now.

TheGrobe
Eo____ wrote:
David-Neff wrote:
Eo____ wrote:

If you sell your soul to the devil you will become the world's greatest chess player.

 

Believe it or not, it's a true statement.


hahaha!! What if two people sold their soul to the devil for the greatest chess player ever!!! What would happen??


if he has the power to make you the best chess player in the world why wouldn't he have the power to create two separate realities?


Sure, apparently you can do it -- why not him?

Cystem_Phailure
azure9 wrote:

How to be a Troll

Wait patiently until somebody writes a thing you think you can attack, no matter what. If possible go for marginal trifles. . .

Eo doesn't bother waiting-- he starts his own threads for trolling.  If you're too impatient to rove around looking for open barrels of gasoline to toss a match into, you have to supply your own gasoline.

eXecute

I've always wondered where the "Sold your soul to the devil" expression comes from.

When the first person that said this came out, did they not ask "Why would the devil need souls? Unless... He's raising an army to fight God...Which means that hell must be a great place because the devil needs to make his soul-army strong and fit to fight God right? But that means God isn't all-mighty if he has to fight the devil. If he is almighty, why have a devil? If the devil isn't fighting God and punishing the evildoers in hell, then why all the stories about the devil's evil?"

Interesting philosophical and religious question indeed. Perhaps because the devil and hell don't exist...

empujamadera

uh-oh, thread soon to disappear as well...

eXecute
empujamadera wrote:

uh-oh, thread soon to disappear as well...


That was my intention...

Steinwitz

Eo_____ should get his own forum in here.

Natalia_Pogonina

No, there is already a queue of people who did it Laughing

876543Z1

as post titles go, one of the better 

its either that or getting premium membership, give it a try you can always repent

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