If you would not play chess, what would you do with your life?

Ok,

We are all here because of chess .  

But, if you were not you, i mean , you are in another universe where the chess does not exist or in another universe where chess does exist but you don´t like chess and your passion is play with dolls ...

  ¿ what would you like to do ?    

plant trees , write songs, watch chess on TV,  read books...  many options. 

I would like to meet the people responsible for putting a chess show on tv in a universe where chess doesn't exist. They must've been on some next level drugs

Invent chess.

Become marginally less terrible at Shogi... or microscopically less terrible at Chinese Chess. 

play checkers lol

I doubt it.

I would be a great troll on a non-chess related website.

lol.

Live a normal life, I guess... :)

Funniest post I've seen on here for weeks - genius!