Wouldn't having an infinite amount of monkeys sitting around infinite chess boards only result in an infinite amount of poop and chess pieces being flung through the air?
I mean really, what would there be to motivate them to sit politely as a chess board for hours and gently move pieces about when they don't even have a clue what the purpose is?
They don't need to be motivated. The fact of the matter is that the vast, vast, vast majority of them will throw the pieces around, but 1 in 100 trillion (much higher than the true likelihood, I'm sure - this is 1 in 10^14) will end up actually moving a piece instead. That means that there will be 1 in 10^28 places where two moves have been made. Now, let's say that the making of the moves was completely random; even monkeys that made the first move originally still only have a 1 in 10^14 chance of making another move. And, let's say that Chess can go on for 20,000 moves (surely, far too much) at longest. This means that the number of boards required to provide an equal chance of this game being played would be 10^(40,000*14)=10^560,000 monkeys. Add another 10^1,000 for good measure, and you have a 99.9999999.... (with a total of 1,000 9's) % chance of the longest and perfect game being created. With infinite monkeys, 10^561,000 would be nothing.
monkeys are stupid until the 8 sleeping in their heads. but infinity exist when we know the degrees of our ignorance the day where we can see, not through mist but to see in absolute reality.