Is it better to have sex before or after a game of chess?

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Knightly_News

I know in some sports one is expected to refrain from sex before the game to conserve energy.  Is it that way in chess?  Is it generally better to have or be free of sexual tension before playing?

Raspberry_Yoghurt

Neither. It is best during the game. Proof; Kasparov 1985

Knightly_News

The game of chess could be a metaphor for sex.  There's nothing on the chess board that has not been part of some well-known sexual stereotype.

electricpawn

Before, during and after!

Lation85

Edited moderator stumpyblitzer 

ChaseLikesAnimation
I’m a 9 year old looking at this
ChaseLikesAnimation
And having s*x is bad
ChaseLikesAnimation
I’m locking this post
Woollensock2
Much easier to say “ Inb4thelock “ ✌️😎
EscherehcsE
ChaseLikesAnimation wrote:
And having s*x is bad

Idk, sox can be good for your feet...

SpedSled
4binlockthe
Derrk9999
Where are the mods when you need them
Woollensock2
Why are you bumping ! 🤷‍♂️
Bulliedofthesite

Must have read your advice that bumping is good for you and you recommend it... Well done. You have another follower :)

Witkrag

Madam Marfona loves to have RP before during and after chess especially with Zombies

AceDoesStuff
Inb4thelock
Bulliedofthesite

Madam Marfona likes it when Louis Lunchbox is in before the lock... Phner Phner Mrs (acknowledged source... Ladybird book of Carry On rejected jokes)

Woollensock2
Guys please you know the rules, bumping is only done on Sundays ! …..how many more times must I say this ! 😾
Bulliedofthesite

Stop contradicting yourself and we may take heed

Woollensock2
Go back to sleep kelcey ! …..you’ve been overdoing it again ! ✌️🤪
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