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Jesus vs Satan
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Sometime during the early AD
Chris de Burgh - Spanish Train:
and far away in some recess
the lord and the devil are now playing chess
the devil still cheats and wins more souls
and as for the lord, well he's just doing his best.
in before the lock
I was there. I had the pictures of it somewhere...
Terryblack96. Don't joke about this. I do recall and will try and pull it up from my archives - there was a lot of tablet media about it at the time. Stone chippers went mad. FIDE found that Jesus had actually cheated and they reversed their decision on the game. He became quite psychotic, he started to believe and even proclaim that he was the King. The last I heard was that he had sulked off to Iceland - sad really because he actually was a very good player.
Where are kco and trysts???
Nov 24, 2012
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Jesus already defeated satan. It was no contest. The Christ has more power in his pinky than satan and his minions could muster in an eternity.
Jyllx wrote:
Of all the? Who makes these crazy threads? and here i was thinking thread i started were bad?
Don't worry, your threads are still bad. Nothing has changed that fact.
Did you try searching online databases? This one has 3.5 million games but I'm not sure how far back it goes. Someone said God doesn't play dice. Not sure about chess.
Trysts once mentioned she thought He would play the King's Gambit because of all the sacrifices. She may have meant martrys. I didn't pursue it. Pretty sure she will get smote and I didn't want to be too close.
Nov 24, 2012
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I've heard He doesn't play dice as well however the system of casting lots was approved.
Nov 24, 2012
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Jyllx wrote:
i really dislike anything that sounds too religious and moral to even be considered good, sounds like fanaticism or insanity, but that's probably why there are a lot of atheists right? Because many advertisers or supporters/fanatics of religion don't know how well they're promoting wrongth towards it?
Nah. Just too many sissies are men pleasers instead of speaking their mind. I'm not going to walk on egg shells to cater to some heckler.
Come on guys, don't be silly. We all know Zues is the best chess playing deity (it would have been Loki but he won't stop cheating).
Nov 25, 2012
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I was recently asked who would win a chess game out of Jesus and Mo. I said my money would be on Mo, since at least he grew up in a time and place that had chess.
Jesus might smite him for that, though. Tip tables, that sort of thing, like he did elsewhere in the Bible.
_yiquan_ wrote:
some things aren't really open to many interpretations. morals and ethics are usually pretty cut and dry. like the hippocratic oath, do no harm.
lol
Yeah, I actually can recall seeming something like this once. I didn't pay much attention though (since I generally have the same reaction that Reb does about those sorts of things).
Someone once showed me a replay of a chess game between Jesus and Satan. It was a really cool game the ended with Jesus winning and the pieces set in a cross, can someone show it to me again?