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A little girl was sitting in her classroom in England when her teacher walked in and started to talk about how proud she is to be English and how wonderful it is to be an English rugby supporter.The teacher then asked everyone who supported England to put up their hand.Every hand in the class besides one went up.This surprised the teacher and she asked the little girl why her hand wasn't up.Well said the little girl because I don't support England.Even more surprised the teacher asked her who she supported.I support the Springboks she replied.Now a bit irritated the teacher asked the little girl why she supported the Springboks.She replied my mum supports the Springboks my dad supports the Springboks so I support the Springboks,The teacher looked at the little girl and with a smirk asked well if your mum was an idiot  and your dad was an idiot what would you be?The little girl looked up at her teacher smiled and replied "an England supporter".

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Ma se vir haar seuntjie wat nie sy pampoen wil eet nie "Wag maar vanaand kom die duivel jou haal".Daardie nag begin dit vreeslik reen.Die donderweer dreun en weerligstrale kleef deur die lug.Ma raak bekommerd en wil by haar seuntjie gaan sit tot die weer opklaar.Tot haar verbasing is hy nie in sy kamer nie,Sy kry hom voor 'n oop yskasdeur besig om pampoen te eet.Kort-Kort prewel hy "So 'n moerse lawaai en dit oor 'n bietjie pampoen"

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris!

See a few years earlier #158