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LouLit
baddogno wrote:
camberfoil wrote:
LudRa95 wrote:

I don't see how the SheWee solves this any better than the strap-on?

 

I also asked a female what the point of the SheWee is, and got the answer that she doesn't want to know.

Ability to urinate in the woods, perhaps?

Nah, it's for long car trips so she can pee in a bottle and not have to stop.

Exactly the type of interesting topics I wanted to learn about when I joined a chess site.Laughing

LudRa95
Litwitlou wrote:
baddogno wrote:
camberfoil wrote:
LudRa95 wrote:

I don't see how the SheWee solves this any better than the strap-on?

 

I also asked a female what the point of the SheWee is, and got the answer that she doesn't want to know.

Ability to urinate in the woods, perhaps?

Nah, it's for long car trips so she can pee in a bottle and not have to stop.

Exactly the type of interesting topics I wanted to learn about when I joined a chess site.

chess?

RickJames96
#6141 I still don't get the Binet jokes with Thai peeps. What gives?
RickJames96
#5397 LudRa95. 😋 posted by power2thepeople.
NobbyCapeTown

Regardless, I find my Thai joke funny. Not hilarious, but 7/10 funny.

LudRa95

The x/10 scale is weird, it seems to lack any type of precision below 5/10. Not to mention the lack of scores below 5/10 handed out.

NobbyCapeTown

I am looking for some Ku Klax Klan jokes next...

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RickJames96
Im dying here. I need more jokes. I got one. I don't have the link but I stopped laughing around 40 minutes after it ended. Then I laughed some more. 😂😂😂 look up Ralphie May: Open Water. Hilarious. 😊 enjoy.
LudRa95

Crazychessplaya

Your jokes suck. Where's Nobby?

MortalWombat
power_2_the_people wrote:
 

Teachers don't act like that's how math will be useful post-graduation, students simply assume that's all math is good for (simple problem solving) and dismiss mathematics as nothing more.  Mathematics at it's core is the study of logic.  You use logic everyday when making decisions based on different possible outcomes for any given situation.

NobbyCapeTown

Statistics and mathematics can be stretched like a rubber band to suit the desired outcome, in some occasions. Example:

You have ten nuns. One falls pregnant. (By whom is not important, but it was as always the butler)

Statistically, you have 9 nuns who are each 10 % pregnant and the pregnant nun who is still 90 % a virgin.

RickJames96
Crazychessplaya I haven't seen any of your jokes lately. You post some and see who sucks. Power_2_the_people is a regular contributor so back up a little and have some respect.
RickJames96
Haha. I'm a blonde so I understand that last one. Good one.