Magnus Carlsen in disguise

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VladimirHerceg91

Sometimes when I get rude responses on my threads I fantasize about being Magnus Carlsen is disguise. I fantasize about the look on the faces of my doubters when I'm revealed to have been Magnus Carlsen in disguise the whole time. I fantasize and wonder "Would I get more respect after I reveal that I had been Magnus Carlsen in disguise", or "Will they beg for my forgiveness", and I would say "You must treat everyone equally". It's like that show Undercover boss. It's easy to bully a beginner, but harder to accept him as one of your own. Let's treat everyone as they were Magnus Carlsen in disguise. 

ESP-918

It depends on many factors, such as mood swings, circumstances that people are in.

What I mean is, some people start answering your post they have a very good mood, nice words and good ideas for your thread, suddenly wife comes in and gives him a hiding, then he still finishes the thread but in a different manner.

That might be a bit extreme or not a really good example, but I just want it to transfer the idea, that many factors play the role in our behavior.

VladimirHerceg91

Maybe people just shouldn't comment if they're feeling rude or angry. 

ESP-918

It's not that simple , as psychology plays a big role in this part, such as anger release, release the tension etc.Some doing it for the thrill to feel better about themselves, confident booster etc, jealousy

Any way people will be rude no metter what you can't change that,be better then them and show your wisdom

VladimirHerceg91

I sometimes get upset too. I know it's childish but I really do wish that I was Magnus Carlsen in disguise in some situations.  

ESP-918

If you were Magnus , then you just can't imagine how many problems and how much hate you would face EVERYDAY and not just in this forum, but in real life

thegreat_patzer

MC is pretty busy to be wasting time on here.

 

no offense,  but this place isn't very instructive.  as people have told you, strong titled players give excellent advice and analysis online in other places.   but someone as strong as carlsen would have nothing to gain here.

 

and he would probably be smiling at some people's idea that a strong engine can show someone how to beat master players, or that an adult can become a GM in 5 years.   None of that would make any sense, I'm confident, to a stronger player.

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i'm no Gm but I have an extensive search of advice.  I'm confident I've seen many of the ideas that strong players advocate and I have probably about 50 chess books.  All of that instructive material is far better and profitable than any of the constantly rerun threads that plague this place.

 

and I really only come here to read the jokes, connect with friends, and perhaps help someone new.  

 

 

nimzomalaysian
thegreat_patzer wrote:

MC is pretty busy to be wasting time on here.

 

no offense,  but this place isn't very instructive.  as people have told you, strong titled players give excellent advice and analysis online in other places.   but someone as strong as carlsen would have nothing to gain here.

 

and he would probably be smiling at some people's idea that a strong engine can show someone how to beat master players, or that an adult can become a GM in 5 years.   None of that would make any sense, I'm confident, to a stronger player.

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Magnus would be smiling at this post too.

thegreat_patzer

he would, at least, agree with the first sentence.

anything written after that is irrelevant.   I'm no super gm and neither are you.

VladimirHerceg91

I'm not saying I want to be Magnus Carlsen, I'm saying I want to be Magnus Carlsen in disguise. Just a clarification. 

blueemu
VladimirHerceg91 wrote:

I fantasize about being Magnus Carlsen is disguise.

Kinky.

eaguiraud

I am only rude to people that deserve such treatment, mainly because they have said some nasty things. My attitude would not change, no matter who he/she really is.

VladimirHerceg91
eaguiraud wrote:

I am only rude to people that deserve such treatment, mainly because they have said some nasty things. My attitude would not change, no matter who he/she really is.

You say that to me, but trust me you wouldn't be saying to Magnus Carlsen in disguise. 

eaguiraud

VladimirHerceg91 wrote:

eaguiraud wrote:

I am only rude to people that deserve such treatment, mainly because they have said some nasty things. My attitude would not change, no matter who he/she really is.

You say that to me, but trust me you wouldn't be saying to Magnus Carlsen in disguise. 

Yea, I would. Respect should go both ways, regardless who are the ones speaking.

megachrisu

I disguised myself but everyone knew it was me by using who is IP.

VladimirHerceg91

After the all the criticism I've been receiving lately, this post is now more relevant than ever. 

Lancelot325
VladimirHerceg91 wrote:

 I fantasize and wonder "Would I get more respect after I reveal that I had been Magnus Carlsen in disguise", or "Will they beg for my forgiveness", and I would say "You must treat everyone equally"...text

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Nah, I don't respect the way M.C handles the language. He is a living benzodiazepine, forcing his listeners to fall asleep. Let him play chess, but don't let him write poetry. He's not fit for it.

VladimirHerceg91

Woah

VladimirHerceg91
2Q1C wrote:

The resemblance is uncanny.

How did you do that? It's like looking at a mirror. 

Pashak1989

No, we would not respect you more or apologize. We would just think "Why Carlsen is wasting his time writing such stupid shit?"

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