The Woodchuck Opening
Make up a (dumb) opening and name it!

This is the Queen Gambit, not to be confused with the Queen's Gambit.
there's absolutely no way anyone can believe that you have compensation for the queen 😭😭😭
Here is mine. It's called the sneak attack (it is very useful for black): (lol)
i think thats called the fools mate
The Oak Opening