Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa...

Hi all,

I felt compelled to post because the subject matter is serious. I have been accused of cheating. I have a lofty 1100 rating at Blitz and was participating in a -1200 5 min blitz tournament and I was willling to do anything to win a virtual trophy. My first opponent accused me of cheating after he blundered his queen and a couple of pieces. I have to admit that he was right...I cheated.

I called my good friend Gary K. for help and over the phone he was calling the moves. But little did I know he was half way through a fifth of vodka and after winning the first 2 games, I quickly tumbled in the standings. I finished 9th...Thanks Gary.

The stakes were so high. My rating was at stake. I resolved to cheating and my astute opponent noticed. Drats, I was caught with my pants down!

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=549646896

Cheers,

Just stop doing it.  All will be forgiven.

I call Bobby Fischer instead. His voice is kinda muffled for some reason though.