Finally...someone who gets it
Obviously none of you understand how important and busy i am.

As you are very important and busy, you must not be able to play this humble and homely game known as chess. You should resign all of your games.

And no doubt argue endlessly about it if anybody tries to give you any lip...
Adsoultely Tony! and you are very lucky that as busy and important as i am i took the time out of my very busy and important schedule to answer you.

And no doubt argue endlessly about it if anybody tries to give you any lip...
Adsoultely Tony! and you are very lucky that as busy and important as i am i took the time out of my very busy and important schedule to answer you.
Because, unlike all of us losers out here in NetLand, you actually do have a life!
Loser is harsh. Lets just say im much more important, and my time time is much more valuable than everyone elses here.

I've been doing my part:

Wow, CPawn. You are more proud then I thought...
You play well, but I would never no matter how hard a person I played, resign when I was a pawn down. That's ridiculous. I would resign when I am definitely losing.
You're a good player nontheless, though.
Cheers. :)

Would it be alright if I resigned a few games now, prophylactically? I'll send the challenges by later you can have your assistant approve them.
Mr. Obama, maybe you should get back to fixing the economy and health care.

As Mr. goldendog's secretary, I can assure he is quite busy, and in fact I may assign one of my under-secretaries to settle your hash as I myself am occupied with more important duties.

As Mr. goldendog's secretary, I can assure he is quite busy, and in fact I may assign one of my under-secretaries to settle your hash as I myself am occupied with more important duties.
This is cpawns under...under...under..under..underlings assistant's assistant. He wanted me to pass on that he is much to busy and important to be concerned with mr. goldendogs trivial matters.

He's not kidding:
This is why you command my respect prawn. You do not waste my very valuable time.
As Mr. goldendog's secretary, I can assure he is quite busy, and in fact I may assign one of my under-secretaries to settle your hash as I myself am occupied with more important duties.
This is cpawns under...under...under..under..underlings assistant's assistant. He wanted me to pass on that he is much to busy and important to be concerned with mr. goldendogs trivial matters.
are all of cpawns underlings so busy that they can't just take over games that are so obviously lost? this will leave cpawn plenty of time for the games that are not already over.
As CPawn is busy - I'm going to play games for him.
Who wants to be first?
wait, you have a rating that is 400 points higher than his. that seems a bit unfair. how can i become busy and important enough to have a high-rated player play for me?

The title says it all. So I'm asking anyone that plays me resign immediately as soon as you are 1 pawn down. None of you have the right to take the maximum allotted time when playing me, simply because i am very important and very busy. I have very important things to do and do not have the time to waste waiting while you play on in a hopelessly lost position.
But as busy and as important as i am, i will take time to remind all of you of this fact.
dude, you're doing a terrible job of quitting this place...
CPawn: hey everyone look at me!!!!!

As Mr. goldendog's secretary, I can assure he is quite busy, and in fact I may assign one of my under-secretaries to settle your hash as I myself am occupied with more important duties.
This is cpawns under...under...under..under..underlings assistant's assistant. He wanted me to pass on that he is much to busy and important to be concerned with mr. goldendogs trivial matters.
are all of cpawns underlings so busy that they can't just take over games that are so obviously lost? this will leave cpawn plenty of time for the games that are not already over.
Anyone that important and busy doesn't just have idle underlings. I'm sure that he's got underlings that work full time just keeping the other underlings busy. I can't believe you'd waste all our valuable time with such a ridiculous suggestion.
Anyone that important and busy doesn't just have idle underlings. I'm sure that he's got underlings that work full time just keeping the other underlings busy. I can't believe you'd waste all our valuable time with such a ridiculous suggestion.
perhaps, but if my upperlings knew i was on here...

The title says it all. So I'm asking anyone that plays me resign immediately as soon as you are 1 pawn down. None of you have the right to take the maximum allotted time when playing me, simply because i am very important and very busy. I have very important things to do and do not have the time to waste waiting while you play on in a hopelessly lost position.
But as busy and as important as i am, i will take time to remind all of you of this fact.
dude, you're doing a terrible job of quitting this place...
CPawn: hey everyone look at me!!!!!
Name to me one successful public unilateral quitting of chess.com.
The title says it all. So I'm asking anyone that plays me resign immediately as soon as you are 1 pawn down. None of you have the right to take the maximum allotted time when playing me, simply because i am very important and very busy. I have very important things to do and do not have the time to waste waiting while you play on in a hopelessly lost position.
But as busy and as important as i am, i will take time to remind all of you of this fact.