Player with the longest name?

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Knightly_News

Doctor Frederick Antidisestablishmentarianism Junior the 3rd Esq., Ph.D comes to mind

vinsvis

Quasimorphy wrote:

Anthony Miles?

Nice one. Nigel Short wouldn't make this list I'm afraid.

Doggy_Style

Conel Hugh O'Donel Alexander

varelse1
Doggy_Style wrote:

Alexander Alexandrovich Alekhine



p.s. The shortest name? well, if it's not some chinese wonderkid, it has to be Hans Ree.

Shortest name will always be N.N.Tongue Out

varelse1
Doggy_Style wrote:
Conel Hugh O'Donel Alexander

But his friends call him C.H.O'DLaughing

His was one of the first chess books I ever read.

2a3a1a

varelse1 wrote:

Doggy_Style wrote:

Alexander Alexandrovich Alekhine

p.s. The shortest name? well, if it's not some chinese wonderkid, it has to be Hans Ree.

Shortest name will always be N.N.

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Correct!

Conflagration_Planet

Me. It reaches the limit of 20 characters.

varelse1
Conflagration_Planet wrote:

Me. It reaches the limit of 20 characters.

And what a character!Tongue Out

lol jk

Pre_VizsIa

Haha!

Conflagration_Planet

Surprised

Conflagration_Planet
GreedyPawnGrabber wrote:

 Who is the player with longest name in the history of chess?

Why did you leave? :0

piphilologist
macer75 wrote:
GreedyPawnGrabber wrote:
Stigmatisert wrote:

(the issue is discussed on Chesskid.com/article/long names)

  The names there are quite short. The longest I have found up to now is:

Grigory Alexandrovich Kushelev-Bezborodko

Speaking of chesskid, the username generator on that site somes up with some really funny results. For those of you who aren't familiar with chesskid.com, when you create an account, there is a list of usernames generated by the computer that you have to choose from; it doesn't allow you to create your own. The usernames are all combinations of two words.

So anyway, here are some of the funniest usernames I've seen on chesskid:

NauseatingBathtub (749) - my favorite!

SmellyCotton (337)

  FamousBuffalo (975)

ResponsibleMonster (390) - this guy offered a draw when he was clearly losing, and when i declined he abandoned his game. So much for being responsible.

HappyDoorknob (881)

EmbarrassedPuppy (747)

IdioticChimp (496) - surprised that "idiotic" is part of the username generator's vocabulary

GorgeousBathtub (1170) - better than the first one at least

RelaxedChick (644) - "chick" should also be eliminated from the username generator's vocabulary. Too easy to misinterpret...

Look at the top-rated player on chesskid.com tactics trainer. Rather unfortunate combination of words.

alain978

I think Bobby Smiles is the longest. Because there's a mile between the 2 "s"  .....! LOL

varelse1

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Was a philidelphia typesetter.

Not sure if he played chess or not though. If so, he definitly wins!

varelse1
alain978 wrote:

I think Bobby Smiles is the longest. Because there's a mile between the 2 "s"  .....! LOL

Don't forget Tony Miles!

kiwi-inactive
GreedyPawnGrabber wrote:
Stigmatisert wrote:

(the issue is discussed on Chesskid.com/article/long names)

  The names there are quite short. The longest I have found up to now is:

Grigory Alexandrovich Kushelev-Bezborodko

That is one long name, tongue twister and all  Smile

bobbyDK

imagine if the following person played chess

someone actually changes his name in 2008 to this:
Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined

dragonair234
Stigmatisert wrote:
goldendog wrote:

Alexander Konstantinopolsky

is pretty big.

It's bigger than GreedyPawnGrabber's suggestion (Grigory Alexandrovich Kushelev-Bezborodko), but not l-o-n-g-e-r.


Lol... 

macer75
piphilologist wrote:
macer75 wrote:
GreedyPawnGrabber wrote:
Stigmatisert wrote:

(the issue is discussed on Chesskid.com/article/long names)

  The names there are quite short. The longest I have found up to now is:

Grigory Alexandrovich Kushelev-Bezborodko

Speaking of chesskid, the username generator on that site somes up with some really funny results. For those of you who aren't familiar with chesskid.com, when you create an account, there is a list of usernames generated by the computer that you have to choose from; it doesn't allow you to create your own. The usernames are all combinations of two words.

So anyway, here are some of the funniest usernames I've seen on chesskid:

NauseatingBathtub (749) - my favorite!

SmellyCotton (337)

  FamousBuffalo (975)

ResponsibleMonster (390) - this guy offered a draw when he was clearly losing, and when i declined he abandoned his game. So much for being responsible.

HappyDoorknob (881)

EmbarrassedPuppy (747)

IdioticChimp (496) - surprised that "idiotic" is part of the username generator's vocabulary

GorgeousBathtub (1170) - better than the first one at least

RelaxedChick (644) - "chick" should also be eliminated from the username generator's vocabulary. Too easy to misinterpret...

Look at the top-rated player on chesskid.com tactics trainer. Rather unfortunate combination of words.

lol ur right. I thought the purpose of the username generator was to prevent exposure to things inappropriate for kids?

macer75

And, seriously speaking, while the top rated player's username is probably a coincidence (although a very bad one), why do words like "Idiotic" and "Nauseating" appear in the usernames (and especially when idiotic is paired with chimp)? Don't the programmers of the username generator know what words they should include in the generator's vocabulary, and what words they shouldn't?

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