RACISM IN CHESS. White moves first

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DeBalzac

I searched for this topic hoping for examples of nutjob politically-correct absurdity, and this exceeded my expectations.  Great trolling as well.  My chess set is glass and stone.  I decry the racism towards transparent-skinned people everywhere.  On the sexism note: chess is certainly sexist.  The only female piece has powers that surpass the others.  Darn that misandry!

jjupiter6

Racism? What about sexism?

Why are the pieces called chessMEN?

How can we be sure that women are represented in pawn structures?

DrCyborg

it's not racist white and black chess pieces have nothing to do with race, they are just colors. A side has to move first so it just is white. I hate when people think they are so "smart" saying that. And as of sexism, chess is an old game based upon warfare. Kings where the most important people and only men fought.

katiecat86

Maybe the creator of chess likes white?!

ThrillerFan

Anybody that wants to whine and bi*ch about White going first should take up Go, Checkers, or Othello.  In all 3 cases, Black goes first.

 

Now shut up you stupid clowns!

MickinMD

I never realized that a White chess piece had a race.

Are elephant's tusks racist?  Are a Blackbird's feathers racist?  Are lemons racist?  Of course, those are ridiculous questions because the objects have no race.  NEITHER DOES A CHESS PIECE!

ThrillerFan

And then for all of you sexist a-holes claiming chess pushes masculine power and that women are weak - I'll bet you $1000 per game - Time control 5 minutes, I will gladly take Black and let you go first every game!

 

The catch?  I get Black's starting position.  You get all White male pieces and must play without any female pieces!  You also can never promote to anything female!

ThrillerFan
IAMBBW wrote:
ThrillerFan wrote:

Anybody that wants to whine and bi*ch about White going first should take up Go, Checkers, or Othello.  In all 3 cases, Black goes first.

 

Now shut up you stupid clowns!

Hey watch your language

 

I'm watching it.  It looks like English!

DrCyborg

^ lol

pdrb

lol dumb

oregonpatzer

The game of Go must also be racist, because Black plays the first stone.  In Bridge, West always makes the opening lead.  In backgammon, an Omar Sharif-looking guy from that part of the world always ends up taking money from people from my part of the world, which is why I don't play backgammon for money.

mysteryac7

Idrinkyourhealth2 wrote:

Isn't it racist that white has to move first? Chess shouldn't be such a racist game. The first to move should be the winner of a coin flip

Well, I think white and black are not really people who physically are white or black, it is simply their uniforms and what they are wearing. I think the reason white starts first is because of the ranks, because white controls the first and second ranks at the beginning of the game it makes more sense for them to go first. There is no advantage in being white or black, anyway. Nobody judges a player for playing black, or say that a person would lose because they are playing black. If they do, it's just stupid.

mysteryac7

TRextastic wrote:

Yes. How racist that the white horses and castles get the advantage. So much racism among animals and inanimate objects. I'm glad we is so smart on this here webpage.

Oh, so the people who don't think it's racist are not smart, then?

mysteryac7

Idrinkyourhealth2 wrote:

Isn't it racist that white has to move first? Chess shouldn't be such a racist game. The first to move should be the winner of a coin flip

And anyway, why play chess if it's SUCH a racist sport???

macer75
mysteryac7 wrote:
Idrinkyourhealth2 wrote:

Isn't it racist that white has to move first? Chess shouldn't be such a racist game. The first to move should be the winner of a coin flip

And anyway, why play chess if it's SUCH a racist sport???

I agree. We should all boycott it!

Enderman1323
ThrillerFan wrote:

And then for all of you sexist a-holes claiming chess pushes masculine power and that women are weak - I'll bet you $1000 per game - Time control 5 minutes, I will gladly take Black and let you go first every game!

 

The catch?  I get Black's starting position.  You get all White male pieces and must play without any female pieces!  You also can never promote to anything female!

Ok, but you aren't allowed to play with male pieces

Oops, looks like I already won. You don't have a king. GG. Want a rematch?

mysteryac7
macer75 wrote:
mysteryac7 wrote:
Idrinkyourhealth2 wrote:

Isn't it racist that white has to move first? Chess shouldn't be such a racist game. The first to move should be the winner of a coin flip

And anyway, why play chess if it's SUCH a racist sport???

I agree. We should all boycott it!

Thank you!

noob12121212

it shows white previlage

 

 

Vibhansh_Alok

Somebody (Magnus) already broke this 'white moves first' rule. So I don't think it should be discussed anymore. But yeah that coin flip idea is highly appreciable...

KyloAPPROVES

Uh... A coin flip doesn't have a 50% chance of landing on either side... It has an approximatly 80% chance of landing on HEADS. The tails side has more weight, making it more likely to land tails side down. Like jelly toast. Rock paper scissors is a better way.

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