Renaming Chess Pieces

If you could rename one chess piece, which would you rename, what would you rename to, and why?

I would rename the rooks to twin tower #1 and twin tower #2 

I would rename bishops to "snipers" 

Queens would be "Agressive lions"

Knights would be "The L Horses"

Pawns would be "The baby lions" (they become queens when they reach the end of the board)

And kings "underrated lions"

King : Boss (mafia)
Queen : Bodyguard
Bishop : Executioner
Knight : Hitman
Rook : Dealer
Pawn : Thug

I would rename 'pawns' to 'soldiers'.

king : core
queen : mass murderer

bishop : assasin

knight : run 'n gun

rook : ROLLEH

pawn : delta fighter

In German, the knight is der Springer. 

I like that better than knight, since it is represented as a horse rather than a knight anyways. 

Der Springer ist tot!  

lmfao basically a heist crew

these names are bringed from a game.

king : hedgehog

queen : deuteron

bishop : grazuler

rook : inoculist

knight : octo tank

pawn : basic

Queen = Vizier
Bishop = Elephant

Let's revive this chess thread, it is an intresting idea!

That's not really one piece, but I will post it anyway.

King: Chicken

Queen: Fatty Queen

Rook: Cookie Monster

Bishop: Juicer

Knight: Pony

Pawn: Candy

You know why.