Play a game of chess outside, in the yard....and have 4 sprinklers set up so each one hits him (obviously AND preferably in the head/face) as the last one rotates past. You will get minor splashes, but he will be pummeled the entire game while trying to play. He must remain within spray zone and can not duck out of it. I'll keep thinking on better ideas.
Sadistic/creative chess challenge suggestions

I love it. Thanks. I don't even have to be there so no worries about getting splashed. I think I might save it for later in the year as the outside temperature drops.
Play a game of chess outside, in the yard....and have 4 sprinklers set up so each one hits him (obviously AND preferably in the head/face) as the last one rotates past. You will get minor splashes, but he will be pummeled the entire game while trying to play. He must remain within spray zone and can not duck out of it. I'll keep thinking on better ideas.
that is hot

Play a game of chess outside, in the yard....and have 4 sprinklers set up so each one hits him (obviously AND preferably in the head/face) as the last one rotates past. You will get minor splashes, but he will be pummeled the entire game while trying to play. He must remain within spray zone and can not duck out of it. I'll keep thinking on better ideas.
that is hot
lol
I need suggestions for chess challenges. I Co present a chess podcast with my nephew and each week we challenge each other to do something different. I have challenged Joe to do different openings like the Monkey's Bum for example, but he has been a bit more creative/sadistic, challenging me to pluck hairs from my leg on every bullet move, and this week playing chess in an ice bath.
Any ideas for revenge challenges much appreciated.