Scrubs, Suckers, and Aficionados

Three types of pigeons make the chess world go round; scrubs, suckers, and aficionados.  You have the scrubs who love the game, who are more entranced by the mystique of the game, than by actually playing chess itself.  You have the suckers who are willing to plop down good money in a street blitz game, and who the hustlers see coming from miles away.  They provide by their suckerish ways the hustlers with food weed and whatever from the fruit of their losses.  Then you have the aficionados who love the game in all its manifestations, who buy chess-T-shirts, fancy clocks, the latest "Chess Life", and who troll endlessly in the forums. Waddaya say Joe, aint it true?

Explain the mystique that so entrances you, o scrub.

There are "chess hustlers?!"  ?  What is this world coming to?!  

hehehheehhehe

I thought "scrubs" were chess players who actually bathed regularly.

nahhhh  they bathe steady but they also suck steady

That would be leeches not scubs.

Now we're discussing "scubs?"  I'm So confused ..!

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