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If chess was a sport, an art or a science then maybe yes, but since it is just a board game no.
The title of this thread is VERY misleading. - disappointing.
There's a reason speed chess players make bad lovers.
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why they called "lovers" though not "sexers" when Love in majority cases is not even any actuality of such deed?
216751 wrote:
why they called "lovers" though not "sexers" when Love in majority cases is not even any actuality of such deed?
It's something men had to agree to before women would have sex with them.
as if the gal knew he wasn't bullshitting
reitterate that... the gal "did not" know he was bullshitting..
216751 wrote:
as if the gal knew he wasn't bullshitting
It's all part of the game, brother.
Chess the game, sex the mayhem of bodily fluids
216751 wrote:
sex the mayhem of bodily fluids
Geeze, that really put me off the idea of sex.
for 12 seconds,.
stuzzicadenti wrote:
chess with a beautiful opponent always gets me in the mood. there is something deep and profound about giving it all your effort and dedication to prevail and come out on top, exerting yourself to the max and trying out every trick up your sleeve. so much tension on the board easily translates to fireworks off the board.
Surly if you put that much effort into sex, you wouldn't have to try and impress her with your chess skills.
I just thought of a new game. it's called 'chex'. Still working out the rules but it includes nudity and lots of mating.
May 7, 2017
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It use to affect my chess a little when I have sex while playing in a tournement
stuzzicadenti wrote:
kleelof wrote:
Surly if you put that much effort into sex, you wouldn't have to try and impress her with your chess skills.
fair point, but not everyone is so naturally gifted, innately talented, and genetically well endowed to be able to impress without having the right kind of training and skill development that comes with knowledge and practical experience. ^^
That's what porn is for.
Pikelemi wrote:
It use to affect my chess a little when I have sex while playing in a tournement
That must have sucked. Especially if you were using time controls.
I tried sex during a tournament. But we couldn't agree on the time controls. I wanted 3 minutes, she wanted 30.
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Kolo... your "Played brilliantly as black" blog is hastily histerical