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gorgeous_vulture

I see that picture as a metaphor for state of the cheap-beer-drinkers when they leave your bar!

gorgeous_vulture
LisaV wrote:

@trysts - lol   me speak no can

@ Nick - which pic?   :)


Why, #42 of course! Is this not an allegory for the courtship efforts of drunken tie club members on a Wednesday evening (fraternity boys for our colonial cousins) ?!

mirage

Do your push-ups every day.  Best wisdom I know.

theoreticalboy

Should you really do push-ups every day, though?  Is that enough time to rest your muscles?

theoreticalboy

Oooh, well, that doesn't apply to use geordies, who naturally default towards no torso coverings.  That's why I'm confused.

gorgeous_vulture
theoreticalboy wrote:

Oooh, well, that doesn't apply to use geordies, who naturally default towards no torso coverings.  That's why I'm confused.


Except 2 t shirts at football games, in the depths of winter :-)

theoreticalboy

Yes, but only until half-time.

electricpawn

Faster cars, younger women, older whiskey and more money.

hikama
trysts wrote:

 


http://www.signsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/confused-animals-2.jpg


Can't concept such freedom eh?

They also found Christ to be a nut case, no, more like they were completely afraid of his presence, the image and likeness of the pure heavenly type, they thought he was the devil. Yet, when he was amongst the sinners having a drink (never intoxicated, being above such false manifestations) with them, he knew all their thoughts, and felt their uncomfortableness, yet dissipated it, and this is why they love him very much, he cared for them, comforted them.

hikama
LisaV wrote:

Even dogs can't stop laughing.


 

Cat Kicks Dog

trysts
hikama wrote:
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Can't concept such freedom eh?

They also found Christ to be a nut case, no, more like they were completely afraid of his presence, the image and likeness of the pure heavenly type, they thought he was the devil. Yet, when he was amongst the sinners having a drink (never intoxicated, being above such false manifestations) with them, he knew all their thoughts, and felt their uncomfortableness, yet dissipated it, and this is why they love him very much, he cared for them, comforted them.


David Shayler

Former spy David Shayler now dresses as a transvestite with the name Delores Kane and thinks he is Christ who 'was a transvestite'

Cystem_Phailure

My cats act like they each think they're Jesus, at least with respect to the part about demanding worship and groveling.

Actually, every cat I've ever met does.

goldendog
LisaV wrote:

My cat acts like it's God.  So demanding and rapturous.

Wait, are we talking about the animal?


What are you doing here when there's a flagellum thread afoot?

trysts
mistercheese wrote:
trysts wrote:
hikama wrote:
trysts wrote:
 

 


 

 


Can't concept such freedom eh?

They also found Christ to be a nut case, no, more like they were completely afraid of his presence, the image and likeness of the pure heavenly type, they thought he was the devil. Yet, when he was amongst the sinners having a drink (never intoxicated, being above such false manifestations) with them, he knew all their thoughts, and felt their uncomfortableness, yet dissipated it, and this is why they love him very much, he cared for them, comforted them.


Former spy David Shayler now dresses as a transvestite with the name Delores Kane and thinks he is Christ who 'was a transvestite'


that isn't Cybill Shepherd?


Cybil Shephard was actually a woman, and pretty. He's just jesus.

hikama
LisaV wrote:

Hey, a Jesus ninja cat!  Talk about turning the other cheek.

When thou art mocketh, ask thyself, "What would Jesus do?"  Kick a dog in the face.  Matthew 2:16.


Actually post #53 is pertaining to a specific "dog" (turd). That would be satan, and I would LOVE to FIGHT the fight OUT OF fight! period

hikama

I'll tell you what

I saw the movie "The Passion of the Christ" because two loving individuals offered me to with them, when I said that I was not going to, but did because they wished I would with them.

I am very happy I did, for it was way better than I expected, and when they brutally destroyed his body I watched the side wall to my left, thought they were done just to turn my head to find he on the ground and getting right up to take even more thrashing. Well, I again watched the wall until it was completely over, yet am told it was so disgusting, that they ripped off much his flesh. Why I am glad it was done WAY OUT OF PROPORTION to the thrashing he actually had is I believe every child on earth at the age enough to be able to play disgustingly violent arcade virtual games on Internet should view a man that deserved not a smidgen of a mark on him, yet did for their own sakes, and anyone else that watches the movie. The irony!

PJSKVocaloid_39
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