Um... Ng5, resign, what do you want me to say here?
strategic move

If we are playing with his Chess Pieces. Call "Adjust"! Then Extend your right arm across your chest and violently swing the back of your right hand across the board with as much force as you can possibly muster. With any windage at all, finding all the pieces might become a real chore or project, this may give you some satisfaction after being beaten on the board. Don't expect a lot of rematchs tho' using this technique!
I just lost my first game at this site and could only take a cyber swat at my opponents pieces.
use whirlwind attack as adapted from pokemon. Take ur king and continue to spin him violently in a circle while knocking over all of your opponent's pieces. it is a valid chess move and i have never lost a game when using it. although it takes time and a complex understanding of chess to pull off.

use whirlwind attack as adapted from pokemon.
Hyper Beam is my personal preferrence. The last guy I used it on still hasn't recovered.
That'll teach him to pin my queen.
what's your best move when losing?