Knights are better than bishops!
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CHECKMATE!
May 31, 2013
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"Now that the circumstance is fitting, let me teach you En Passant. Huh? No I did not make this rule right now! Okay fine I won't use it against you... this time."
Ahhh, THAT move. I love tempting people with it, you know they are sweating it out going "BUT IT IS RIGHT THERE!!"
How about: "Mate in 1"... While playing Connect Four (serious, I've said it to myself at least twice!)
"Nonono, that is a Rook, NOT a castle."
May 31, 2013
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#9
"Hmmmm is this tournament too far away from my location??.... NAAH! I'm goin!" (I've never said this but I can imagine it's been said lol)
Life is like a game of chess: a series of games to be more specific. Learn from past mistakes to play or live better.
May 31, 2013
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#11
"You must... learn... king and pawn vs king ending... learn it! Now!"
How much does this tourney cost?
Javan64 wrote:
How much does this tourney cost?
...to add to that, "Oops! Just realized my USCF membership expired!! I'm going to have to go play at the cafe for free, then."
Another thing would be
"(In reference to Four Knights) December, are you familiar with the Halloween Gambit?"
"I played badly because I was tired/worried/drunk/had a disease/ made just a blunder/ made just a stupid mistake / was dead
AngeloPardi wrote:
"I played badly because I was tired/worried/drunk/had a disease/ made just a blunder/ made just a stupid mistake / was dead
Okay, maybe it is because I am a bit tired and thus somewhat loopy, but "/ was dead" just made me burst out laughing lol
Touch move!
It's a rook, not an "ashtray."
It's a knight, not a "pony."
It's a knight, not a "horsey."
It's a knight, not a "horse thingy."
No, I am not a grandmaster.
Chess is serious, just ask Magnus Carlsen or Gary Kasparov.
People do make a living off of it. Chess masters are prize fighters of the mind.
BOY, ARE YOU LUCKY.
This is great idea i can see taking a life of its own. It is a response to what Non Chess Players say. Or what Non Chess Players think we say.
Why are you guys making so many comments about me here. It is hurting my feelings. 622 you guys is that really going to far. Well payback i am goin to start my one. "Stuff Chess Players Say"
I should create one for him, well here it is now.
- I do not play checkers but i will play you a game of chess.
- Your right your better than me just sit down and play me.
- Do i play in tons of tournaments? Some and you?
- Have i read a chess book you say? A little lets play.
- Do i think i am better than you? Wow where that come from.