The Hans Nieman Movie

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Nietzchess1

Although we all know cheating in chess is no joke, does anyone else think this whole Hans Nieman scandal feels like it could be turned into a Seth Rogan style comedy movie?

Nieman, now played by Danny Mcbride, aims to be the number one chess player of the World. The only problem: he doesn't know how to get there. It's a long road to 2900 Elo, he knows the World champion is better than him and he hasn't thought of any inventive ways on how to cheat yet. Until things change, when he meets a new coach, Maxim Dlugy, played by Seth Rogan, who introduces him to the World of engines and anal beads. Together they use Nieman's unique opening - the power of his ass- to destroy the chess World like never before. 

snoozyman

King's Gambutt

EscherehcsE
SaturnianMan wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnTLeaALCRc&t=6s

Hikaru reads through Chess.com report. More questions than answers. What is the entire extent of cheating amongst titled players in titled matches? I think we need answers asap. According to this report, Niemann is clearly the scapegoat. 

Hush! We're waiting for the movie to come out!

BillWerbeniuk

It's on!!

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/emma-stone-nathan-fielder-a24-ben-mezrich-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-1235888413/

Nietzchess1

I can't believe my wish came true.

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