to make you suffer
The real purpose of Mittens
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Jan 5, 2023
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What are we doing? We have to stop Mittens before she takes over the Chess world, before she becomes too powerful and conquers our reality.
Jan 5, 2023
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#8
It's there to lure you into the play, and entertain you somehow. You lose the game, but smile when you get the joke. It's probably Daniel Rensch's idea 
Jan 5, 2023
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#9
By the amount of air-time Mittens gets on the forums, the simple yet effective PR is working.
I beat mittens using assisted
Chess
its a way for chess.com to keep itself relevant and not get people bored. People get entertained when they’re like “OH MY GOD THE CAT WITH 1 ELO IS GOOD AT CHESS WHAAAAAT 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 !!”
0wumbo0 wrote:
its a way for chess.com to keep itself relevant and not get people bored. People get entertained when they’re like “OH MY GOD THE CAT WITH 1 ELO IS GOOD AT CHESS WHAAAAAT 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 !!”
THAT'S WHAT MITTENS WANTS US TO THINK!! WE MUST OVERCOME HER MIND GAMES.
I used to love cat... not anymore
Jan 7, 2023
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InfernoPizza wrote:
0wumbo0 wrote:
its a way for chess.com to keep itself relevant and not get people bored. People get entertained when they’re like “OH MY GOD THE CAT WITH 1 ELO IS GOOD AT CHESS WHAAAAAT 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 !!”
THAT'S WHAT MITTENS WANTS US TO THINK!! WE MUST OVERCOME HER MIND GAMES.
FINALLY SOMEBODY THAT UNDERSTANDS WHAT SHE IS DOING! The situation is dire - we have to spread the word and stop her.
Someone needs to inspect her cat food that’s for sure ! 🙀
We must unite against mittens together we shall stop her
IndeedIndee
As many of you know, Mittens is the new Chess bot with a seemingly easy-to-beat ELO of 1. However, we know this isn't the case. She's capable of whatever she wants. Why would she do this to us? Some of the things she says are
"For it is foretold by many before, we will grind to an ending, unhalting, forever…and ever…and…ever…hehehe,"
"Meow! I like chess, hehehe."
"I exist at this chess board through all times and realities. Hehehe. Meow."
"*ominously* All chess players eventually crumble under my mighty paws…I mean, meow! Hehehe."
"I am a tiger and you are in the jungle I call eternity. Hehehe."
"*Knocks queen onto the floor* Your queen is gone. Hehehehe."
"Meow. That looks like a check. Hehehehe."
"It looks like I won, hehehe."
What is this bot's habit of continuously saying "Hehehe"? What is its purpose in the Chess world, disguised under the facade of an innocent cat? Will it take over the Chess community slowly, one by one? We are powerless to stop her.
However, there is one thing we can do to stop her. We need to figure out all of the phrases she is capable of saying and compile it together to find her true goals and exploit her weaknesses. We can do it. However, time is running out. We need to stop her - and fast.