We Need to Rename Our Pieces

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AyushBlundersAgain

Rook - Diagonally challenged queen

Bishop - Vertically/horizontally challenged queen

Knight - "the horsey thing"

Pawn - Severely impaired rook

Queen - "The Spice Girls"

King - "the fat one"

EternallyBad

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AyushBlundersAgain

I see that my renaming has gotten approval.

Lord_Hammer

LOL 

antisunechess

Ah yes I see you're a man of culture as well

st0ckfish

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blueemu
AyushMChessMator wrote:

Pawn - Severely impaired rook

An uncharitable point of view. Shouldn't the Pawn be called "Potential Queen"?

st0ckfish
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

I call all my pieces Larry!

What about "Harry the H-Pawn"...?! 😱

ChessieSystem101
blueemu wrote:
AyushMChessMator wrote:

Pawn - Severely impaired rook

An uncharitable point of view. Shouldn't the Pawn be called "Potential Queen"?

Yeah, we dont want to make anybody feel... left out. Oh, the horror!

AyushBlundersAgain
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

I call all my pieces Larry!

Do you use different accents for the different pawns

eric0022
blueemu wrote:
AyushMChessMator wrote:

Pawn - Severely impaired rook

An uncharitable point of view. Shouldn't the Pawn be called "Potential Queen"?

 

An aspiring knight.

 

Or a "transformer".

Zardorian
😆 Consider them renamed.