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We Need to Rename Our Pieces

Pawn - Severely impaired rook
An uncharitable point of view. Shouldn't the Pawn be called "Potential Queen"?

Pawn - Severely impaired rook
An uncharitable point of view. Shouldn't the Pawn be called "Potential Queen"?
Yeah, we dont want to make anybody feel... left out. Oh, the horror!
I call all my pieces Larry!
Do you use different accents for the different pawns
Rook - Diagonally challenged queen
Bishop - Vertically/horizontally challenged queen
Knight - "the horsey thing"
Pawn - Severely impaired rook
Queen - "The Spice Girls"
King - "the fat one"