What do you do when it's your turn to play?

Think of how to get a hippo out of a swamp.

Pick your nose, pull out a sticky one, rub it around a spit ball to make it nice and sticky, stick the spit ball into something small that you blow into so that when you blow into it, it comes shooting out.

You build a make shift dartboard, and put in all your candidate moves in different sections of the dartboard, and then blow out the snot-infested spit ball.  If it hits and sticks to the target, you make whatever move you hit on the target.  If the spit ball doesn't stick to the target, or if you missed the target completely, you resign!

Chess should be aesthetic! So on the sixty-four squares I try to envision the beautiful composition that my sketched out plan will look like compared to the disarranged vision of my opponent.