what does GM, FM, and IM stand for? ( make up your own)

CM = Cantankerous mover

NM = Nebulous Mover

FM = Fastidious Mover

IM = Inspired Mover

GM = Glowing Mover

also not bad

GM=Grande meat

CM=Cooked Meat

NM=New Meat

IM=Inovative Meat

FM=Fantastic Meat

WGM=World Grande Meat

Have a real life chess title, either CM, FM, IM or GM.

If you see people with CM, FM, IM or GM before their username, it means that they have a real life chess title, Candidate Master, FIDE Master, International Master or Grandmaster respectively.

For example. If Garry Kasparov would create an account on this site, and proves that he is indeed Garry Kasparov, the title GM would be assigned to him by the chess.com staff.

CM = Conteniental Master

NM = National Master

FM = Famous Master

IM = Intern Master

GM = Gentle Master

This is really what I thought before I learned wut it wuz

haha, good. 

i wonder wats gonna happen if a master sees this page

I actually think that firebrandx has provided the strongest argument ever on any forum I have read, to close this topic. His proposals are soo funny and brillinant, I just want to come back to this thread periodically to get a laugh by reading his post and not having to wade through the LPs 

Lame Proposals

that others make. 

I will reprint firebrandx's stuff here, so that they are most readily accesible!

The title actually refers to your moves in chess games:

CM = Crappy Moves

NM = Negligent Moves

FM = Foolish Moves

IM = Immature Moves

GM = Good Moves.

GM- ghost maniac

IM-idiot mime

FM-fat master

CM- cramp mamster

thanks for the clearence