what is the most powerful piece in a chess game?

Most say the queen but that's kinda mean stop acting like a teen who was drinking caffeine I mean I'm only fourteen but I still go pretty good hygiene I'm strong as a machine so don't be so obscene It's all part of a routine...

Others say the Knight and they are right whether it be white that's a downright delight don't give me frostbite I've got a pencil made of graphite so please, act polite or I will ignite your sprite, now let's go watch the bullfight I've already got a campsite worth one gigabyte.

Now if you say a pawn your games will be drawn and you will never re-spawn that makes me yawn gimme some argon and bring it on! I'll use my coupon to buy a crayon and draw a neutron thereon. 

But in truth the most powerful piece is the King with all his bling he can cause quite a sting and he got so many offspring he's even got a gold ring he ain't no plaything he controls everything that's why all the other pieces are worshiping him.

Wouldn't you agree?

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