Yes Of Course Anyone Can Get A Title !!!

We often get threads here from people who are interested in getting a title. If you live in the UK or the British Commonwealth just get your name recommended to the Queen and you might be Knighted ( eg: Sir Badcabby ). Or if you wish a title at a bit of a higher level just have yourself named to the House Of Lords ( eg: Lord Badcabby ). For those of us in Canada it is just a simple matter of being appointed to the Senate ( eg: Senator Badcabby ), nothing to it  lol.    

Of course you can also get a title thru marrying into a Royal Family. For the fans of the lives of Hollywood Stars we could mention the late Grace Kelly who married Prince Rainer of Monaco and became a Princess. 

Another way to get a title would be to join the Circus. In the beginning you may have to shovel Elephant droppings but in time you might be able to work your way up the ladder. Indeed you could even become the " Ringmaster " and announce things like: " Ladies and Gentlemen in the center ring we present the Flying Wallentas for your viewing pleasure ! " 

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I've got a title: Lord of the Flies.

Are army officers considered Titled? Captain? General?

Titles must be bestowed upon a person to distinguish them from the commoner. This prevents "self engrandizing" of oneself with meaningless titles that stand for nothing.

Needless to say this thread is here to poke fun at the folks who are so very serious in their hunt for a title such as CM, NM, IM. FM and of course the ever elusive GM level ( Good Luck  lol ).

No. They are commissioned ranks that indicate position within an organizational structure and that come with a salary based on continued compliance with the requirements of the organizational structure.

But of course!! How could I have been so blind? The answer was there all the time....right in front of me! I just needed someone like yourself to point it out to me. "RingMaster" has such an authoritative ring to it....I shall start my apprenticeship at the bottom shovelling rat shit at first and work my way up the mammalian branch of the animal kingdom specie by specie, furiously shovelling animal feces like feces has never been shovelled before.  Each shit laden  shovelful one step closer to my title of Ringmaster.

Go to India. If you are generous to a Swami, he will initiate you and award Swami title. Otherwise you get Das title only after few years of training.

My uncle had to start at the bottom, circumcising Elephants. It's nasty work, but the tips are big.

Thanks for the posts.

   --- And needless to say it is an important job as well, I mean imagine trying to keep everything organised in a 3 Ring Circus.   

This post should win a literary award. 

And that's why they call me Mr. Bunny. 

The French only have a Senat.

Thanks for the posts.