You may be an old chess fogy if:

You use English Notation

You use an analog clock.

Person with old-fashioned ideas.

Being a fogy doesnt mean being old.

Old Person with old-fashioned old ideas.

Get it right you Whipper-Snapper

You might be an "old fogy" if you can spell better than a young whippersnapper...

EH?  Speak up will ya...

Bingo. That's the only detailed openings reference that I own, and if I were to ever use it, it would be my exclusive openings reference.

I wasted money on a copy of FCO once.  It had to many words, letters, numbers, and such.  I threw it away.

Amen!

They have helped the good players, but its ruined the game for the rest of us.  

Like this?

Are you kidding? I'm sticking with MCO-10.

(Actually I wouldn't mind picking up a copy for old time's sake.)

I am the definitive old fogy. I would even hazard the term: geezer.

In my day you called someone old a lawnmower , you bunch of whipper snippers. 

I want the old school Chess Informant.  Loved those, and couldnt wait for the next one to come out.  

If your favourite Dr Who was Tom Baker....If you remember computer punch cards...If you used to watch a black and white TV...if the older folk were disgusted with young people with long hair and flares were 'cool'...