PGN Computer Analysis

I'm a little embarassed by this, but I can't seem to find a place where I can access computer analysis to upload a game I played OTB; I always just see this demo where a pgn folder is listed but it's not a link or anything.  What am I doing wrong?

You mean get chess.com to analyse a game you played OTB? I don't think you can.

You can only get analysis done on games played on the site.

For this, you need to go to either your online games history or your live chess games history to find a game you want the analysis done for.

Your online games are shown on the bottom of your current online games page

http://www.chess.com/echess/myhome.html

Your live chess games are shown on the bottom of the page where you go to enter live chess.
http://www.chess.com/livechess/myhome.html

Click "view" next to the game you want analysis done on, then the game opens. Look to the right, above the small notations box and it says "Games Analysis". Click on that.

Once it says "processing" you can then leave that page. Once the games analysis is done, it will be sent to your inbox emails.

If you have the pgn from the otb game, you can use the chessboard icon above and enter the game for analysis by the members in the "Games Analysis" section in the forums.

As a cheat around this, couldn't one easily just create a second account (via a second e-mail), engage in an unrated game with himself, and then do an analysis?  

No and certainly not advisable.

Oh ok I see the pgn thing just lets you download a pgn.  I swear I'm going to burn this laptop out, but I'll be getting a new one soon anyway

1.
g3
e5
2.
Bg2
d5
3.
b3
b5
4.
Bb2
Nc6
5.
Nf3
g5
6.
g4
h6
7.
d4
f6
8.
dxe5
fxe5
9.
Bxe5
Nxe5
10.
Nxe5
Bg7
11.
Nc6
Qd6
12.
Qxd5
Qxd5
13.
Bxd5
Bxa1
14.
Nb4
Bc3+
15.
Nxc3
Rb8
16.
Nc6
Rb6
17.
Nxa7
Bxg4
18.
Naxb5
Bc8
19.
Nxc7+
Kd8
20.
Na8
Rb8
21.
O-O
Bb7
22.
Nb6
Bxd5
23.
Nbxd5
Ne7
24.
Rd1
Rf8
25.
Nxe7+
Kxe7
26.
Nd5+
Ke6
27.
a4
Rbd8
28.
Nc7+
Ke7
29.
Ra1
Rc8
30.
Nd5+
Ke6
31.
Nb6
Rxc2
32.
b4
Rxe2
33.
a5
Rb2
34.
Re1+
Kd6
35.
Nc4+
Kc6
36.
Nxb2
Kb5
37.
Nd3
Kc4
38.
Rd1
Rd8
39.
a6
Rxd3
40.
Rxd3
Kxd3
41.
b5
Kc4
42.
b6
Kb5
43.
a7
Kxb6
44.
a8=Q