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dc1985

That would be because groups of Norris-worshippers decide to spam the chat with idiotic jokes about him. Besides... Chuck Norris has nothing to do with chess. I personally doubt he could even play it.

ichabod801
dc1985 wrote:

That would be because groups of Norris-worshippers decide to spam the chat with idiotic jokes about him. Besides... Chuck Norris has nothing to do with chess. I personally doubt he could even play it.


Chuck Norris doesn't need to play chess. He just looks at the board and the enemy king falls over.

(dude, you walked right into that one)

turkey_12345act

Chuck Norris is so overrated that if a horse heard people were making Chuck Norris jokes, the horse would die laughing.

tarikhk

someone told a chuck norris joke to chuck norris once, but chuck norris didn't laugh, because chuck norris jokes aren't funny.

 

still, I see what you mean. When banned from chatting for half an hour I was pointed towards a rule that said "no irrelevant chatter", yet chess live chat is mostly 13 year old boys hitting on 30 year old women and endless, mindless banter that couldn't be further away from anything chess related. They cherry pick, if you will- hipocrites in short.

ilikeflags
LinwoodMike wrote:

when chuck norris was little in karate he was scared to sit indian style so chuck norris said i will never sit indian style but he did it by accident his legs crossed


i know you sometimes have trouble getting your words out-n-all, but what you typed here is a doo-zee 

tarikhk
turkey_12345act wrote:

Chuck Norris is so overrated that if a horse heard people were making Chuck Norris jokes, the horse would die laughing.


until later, where he would be flogged to death by chuck norris joke fans.

Chessroshi

Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that even typing his name will do a Chuck Norris on the server code and cause it to Chuck Norris in its underwear.

jpd303

chuck norris's tears can cure cancer and AIDS, to bad he's never cried...

jpd303

chuck once won a staring contest...with a statue! 

i think chuck jokes are great fun, he's so tough he doesnt have a chin under his beard...he has another fist! 

turkey_12345act
tarikhk wrote:
turkey_12345act wrote:

Chuck Norris is so overrated that if a horse heard people were making Chuck Norris jokes, the horse would die laughing.


until later, where he would be flogged to death by chuck norris joke fans.


How ironic and fitting - they'd be beating a dead horse!

bigmac30

chuck norris is bad at acting and worse at karate

shakje

I beat tiddlywinks in a game of Chuck Norris.

TheOldReb
bigmac30 wrote:

chuck norris is bad at acting and worse at karate


 I agree Chuck isnt much of an actor but he was an undefeated champion of Karate in his weight division. Bruce Lee spoke well of his Karate abilities and I trust Bruce's opinions in this area. 

JediMaster

I heard that Chuck Norris's beard had the capability of breaking the surface of "Mount Rushmore."

e4forme

Unbelievable that people respond to threads like this one.

BTW... Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas!

Trant
turkey_12345act wrote:
tarikhk wrote:
turkey_12345act wrote:

Chuck Norris is so overrated that if a horse heard people were making Chuck Norris jokes, the horse would die laughing.


until later, where he would be flogged to death by chuck norris joke fans.


How ironic and fitting - they'd be beating a dead horse!


Quick! I saw him twitch, keep beating him! Wink

jerry2468

lol

-MICKEY-

yeah I always hear "Chuck Norris" In live. I don't get why he's popular, Why don't they spam the name "Bruce Lee"?

jpd303

its not that he's all that popular, thats the joke...we actualy respect bruce lee, and though norris wasnt bad, he WAS walker texas ranger...and that was bad...anyway its sarcastic, eccentric, absurd humor...only chuck can eat a transforer as a robot and pass it out as a truck

Kuraudo

Chuck Norris put Kasparov into Fool's Mate.