Thets get started... 1. I know you don't like me that just implies you need better taste. 2. I'm no astronomer but I'm pretty sure that the world revolves around the sun not you. 3. I'd give you a nasty look but you already have one. 4. Your birth certificate should be a apology letter. 5. You haven't changed since the last time I saw you, you really should. 6. You are the reason that humans prefer animals to humans. 7. I'm fully vaccinated but I'm still not going to hang around you. 8. Your so annoying you could make a happy meal cry. 9. You might just be the reason the middle finger was invented. 10. Your face is so sour that you could make onions cry. Hope you enjoyed this I will post another one every Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Please follow me, if there were any roasts you did not get then just ask me.
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