2: yo mama's so fat that when she sat on a phone it turned into a tablet!
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NO! :,(
Its summer vacation. :P
Jun 22, 2023
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Yo mama so fat even Santa (eating millions of cookies each year) was surprised
yo mama so dumb that when they said order in court she asked for fries and a shake
Yo mamas so fat she froze my phone
yo mama so fat shes already worldwide
Yo mama so fat, she is a citizen in ever country.
Every*
NOO THE DEAD THREADS ARE GETTING REVIVED
AUGHHHJH
AUGHHHJH
Yo mama so ugly and poor she doesn’t get a mirror
Yo mama so fat that the when she went on to the weight scale, the doctor asked for her weight and not her phone number.
Jul 6, 2023
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#16
yo mama so dumb when someone said to her “i will steal you heart” she called the police and pepper sprayed the man
Your momma is so stupid she Got upset and called you :" son of a b*tch"
yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
must be appropriate!
1: yo mama's so fat that when people look at her they say, "I thought Paul Bunyan was dead!"