Anarchy chess: Chaos Chess (forum game)

for those who know the r/anarchychess you know what this is basically, but if not just look it up. 

this is different though, this time its a 4 PLAYER CHESS game, any moves can be made, and its on the 4 player chess board, the turn will start on red.

I will interpret moves however I please (and the rules however I please) 

turn: red

description: let the chaos begin

other notes:

next event in: 10 turns

current even: game start.

(reminder, ANY move can be accepted and submitted)

Red:

$3,000 Loan taken

Debt: $3,000+50% Interest per turn until paid back

Edit: Red has no intention of paying the loan back

Red's king bribes the yellow rooks and the yellow rooks are now spies.

The red bishop makes a potion for the red king. When the king drinks it he is invincible and can't be captured.

turn: blue

description: the potion the red bishop made has worked and the 3,000$ loan has been taken (without intending to pay it back), not paying it back may be consequential later but for now nothing bad going on right now.

other notes: (yes I just used the same picture, and yes, the potion will not have any visual cue. try to remember : ) )

next event in: 9 turns

current event: none

blue signs an agreement to give red 1500$ if red gives him one of his rook and a knight.

No, no, you guys aren't getting the point of this

WE NEED MORE CHAOS

the top blue bishop teleports to and kills the yellow bishop diagonal to it, disguising as a yellow piece to avoid suspicion

blue:

Summons Danny DaCheeto to e15

no we need the bishop to do some epic stealth gaming

Danny DaCheetoh Nukes green, eliminating all of the green pieces besides the knights because the horses are immune to nuclear explosions

well you gotta develop Danny before using him, man.

we can't nuke the board yet

Green is the only team that dies, it's not like every team dies

Not trying to be mean but it's called anarchy chess for a reason, you don't get to determine what happens