The quality of the pun "Water you trying to say" is punforgivable.
Anyone have any good puns?
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I'd say that was a quantum physics joke, not a pun.
I met the guy who invented windowsills.
What a ledge.
What a ledge.
I was talking to a guy who said he was going to dress up as an island off the coast of Italy.
I said don't be so silly. (say it aloud if you don't get it. It's like "don't be Sicily)
I said don't be so silly. (say it aloud if you don't get it. It's like "don't be Sicily)
That was bad. And you should feel bad.
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I'm ashamed that I laughed.
I'm ashamed that I laughed.
VicountVonJames wrote:
I was talking to a guy who said he was going to dress up as an island off the coast of Italy.
I said don't be so silly. (say it aloud if you don't get it. It's like "don't be Sicily)
I said don't be so silly. (say it aloud if you don't get it. It's like "don't be Sicily)
On chess.com it must sound like this:
I was talking to a guy who said that when he plays White, moves his king's pawn 2 squares forward, and his opponent moves her queen's bishop pawn 2 squares forward too, he feels like an island this opening is named after.
I said " Don't be so silly".
(1.e2-e4 c7-c5, or 1. P-K4 P-QB4 is Sicilian defence)
I think it should be good:
-Wanna mate?
-Not twoknight!
I have just noticed the chess.com forum community is lacking a basic epithet of humor in its entirety. Let us regenerate the convoluted society with some excellent puns.
(I.e, Water you trying to say?