Ari and I’s Swexy Relationship story.

This is a thread worth reading. That’s all I’ll say. This is a thread challenege given to me by @RealTactics960 about nine days ago. I’ve been a little busy, with little time to make this. Nonetheless, I found time, and created it. Now, here’s what I have to do. I have to write a story using the song title from every song title Ari made. I made it even more creative by doing her albums in order. Each paragraph has the song titles from a specific album she wrote, starting with Yours Truly (2013), and ending with Eternal Sunshine (2024).The song titles will be in all caps.  In simpler terms, I’m writing seven paragraphs, each a different album with different songs in it. This tested my creativity and was a challenging yet fun experience for me. I hope you all enjoy reading this! It will be a ton of reading, so if you don’t like reading long threads, say “thank u, next” and find the next thread. Have fun reading this… lmao!

          In second grade, I was DAYDREAMIN’ about taking a trip down HONEYMOON AVENUE with my dearest Ariana Grande. I imagined sharing a dance with her during a slow PIANO song, or some POPULAR SONG they played at our wedding. I had the whole wedding in my head and THE WAY it would play out. I imagined a day I was forever on Ari’s TATTOOED HEART, and that we would be RIGHT THERE for each other and stay together forever. Even the days when I would say my vows to her, saying “BABY I have been waiting for this my entire life”, and give her a deep kiss. This daydream felt almost real, and I was LOVIN’ IT. But I guess ALMOST IS NEVER ENOUGH, anyway. I was shaken from the dream by my teacher a few minutes later. People always laughed and said, “YOU’LL NEVER KNOW what Ari or any woman feels like”. I guess the rest of my daydreams that day are BETTER LEFT UNSAID.

          Time went on, and I was in the fifth grade now. At this time, I decided to work hard to pay for front-row tickets to her concert. I mowed lawns, resold stuff, and did whatever I could to make some extra money on the side. People kept saying “WHY TRY” when I mentioned the cost of the tickets to her concert. She was the ONLY 1 I was willing to do this for, and I remained persistent on seeing MY EVERYTHING in concert. Finally, the day came, and I left early for her concert. I got to my seat in the front and waited patiently for her to come out and perform. I had a PROBLEM, though. I didn’t know how to get her attention and confess my love for her. When she came on stage, she did a few songs, and it was amazing. She sang, “BREAK YOUR HEART RIGHT BACK”, and I was reminded of my mission. I waved my hands frankly and screamed as loud as I could, but she wouldn’t so much as glimpse at me. But at the end of her show, she motioned for me to come backstage. I was unsure if it was even me she was referring to, but I decided to go anyway. I went backstage, and Ari asked me who I was at first. She said that she was pointing to her cousin in the crowd, and not me. But I was in a BANG BANG of emotions and decided to BREAK FREE of my fears and start talking to her, and eventually ask her out. I said, “YOU DON’T KNOW ME”, but can I have JUST A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR HEART?” Our eyes locked, and she put her HANDS ON ME, gave me a small kiss on my cheek, and said, “Yes, but you’ll have to LOVE ME HARDER than anyone ever has. You can BE MY BABY since you’re the swexiest man I’ve ever come across. I asked her to go to Cheesecake Factory with me tomorrow, and she agreed. We kissed ONE LAST TIME, and I went back home with her. This was the INTRO to our relationship. That was the BEST MISTAKE I’ve ever made.

          Time went on, and our relationship got stronger. I knew I had to be the next to STEP ON UP and be her amazing boyfriend. I started seeing her DANGEROUS WOMAN side, and we made some BAD DECISIONS from there. We would dance from SIDE TO SIDE and make out in the MOONLIGHT some nights, or simply watch a movie at night SOMETIMES. EVERYDAY, she would say things like, “I’m so INTO YOU”, or “LET ME LOVE YOU”. She would miss me when I was gone, and so when I got home. “Hey Basixy, I was THINKING BOUT YOU this whole day! I’m so happy you’re back.” But even with all of this love for each other, I looked at some of her other songs and Instagram posts, and saw how many guys she had broken up with before. I listened to her songs, “JASON’S SONG (GAVE IT AWAY)” and “KNEW BETTER / FOREVER BOY, and they painted a rather clear picture of her relationships previously. I was worried that the same would happen to me, but I never expressed this feeling towards her. I just hoped that she wasn’t getting GREEDY with my swexyness and that this love wouldn’t die. Sometimes she would joke and say “Go ahead and LEAVE ME LONELY”, and I guess she sensed a change in my behaviors after a while. But for that night and many others, I decided to TOUCH IT and move past it. I DON’T CARE and never did. Things were going to BE ALRIGHT.

          Our relationship remained SUCCESSFUL over time. We were BLAZED with our love and passion for each other with each day. EVERYTIME I was with her, I believed that GOD IS A WOMAN, and that she was right in front me. We had so much fun together, and she kept me BREATHIN heavy with excitement when I saw her. She was my sweetener to my every day, and I thought I had a chance at marriage after a while. But that’s when I was wrong, and our romantic relationship turned upside down. She started spending a ton of time with this PETE DAVIDSON guy, and I was suspicious that she may have been cheating on me. When I confronted her about this, she got incredibly defensive, and said that I shouldn’t be so jealous. We argued for a while until she had had enough. She said to “say GOODNIGHT N GO”, and that she would be here tomorrow. After this, it felt that the passion of our relationship was missing. We had more awkward conversations, and we never went out much any more. Our special relationship was BORDERLINE, and I didn’t want it to end. But we kept arguing about how much time she was spending with her friend, and one night, we argued again. Except this time, it lasted much longer. Ari ended up crying RAINDROPS(AN ANGEL CRIED) at the end of it. I think both of us were thinking the same thing that day. That we may be BETTER OFF alone, and remain friends. Later that night, I went home with NO TEARS LEFT TO CRY thinking about where this was going. Still, I thought to myself “Even in these dark times, THE LIGHT IS COMING”. I just hoped that things would GET WELL SOON. But that R.E.M. of the sunshine between us wouldn’t come for a while.

          I couldn’t IMAGINE a world where we broke up. But it happened just weeks later. She said THANK U, NEXT to me, and found her “next” in Pete Davidson. I frantically tried calling and texting her, but she just kept GHOSTIN me until I got tired and gave up hope. It seemed that she was with NASA, and was on another planet far away from me. I couldn’t bear seeing them so happy together, so I came up with a BAD IDEA. I decided to call up my ex Olivia Rodrigo and ask her to go out with me again. She was delighted by this offer and took it up immediately. I put on my FAKE SMILE and pretended to be extremely happy with Olivia, hoping to make Ari jealous. I was very NEEDY for her love and was willing to do whatever I could to get her back. She remained IN MY HEAD all the time, and all I wanted was to have her back. But after a month or so, we ran into each other at the Cheesecake Factory. She was wearing the wig she used to wear in public, and I recognized it immediately. She was alone, and I decided to go over there and ask to sit down with her. I saw a smile cross her face as she saw me, which she tried to hide. We talked for a while and ate too much cheesecake like we usually did. We managed to MAKE UP and realize that we wanted to be together again. The blood of my BLOODLINE rushed once again at the sight of Ari’s swexy smile. And then she said, BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, I’M BORED. So I broke up with bae Olivia and went back to her house like old times. Maybe the dream of 7 RINGS on Ari’s fingers was still alive.

          Things started going amazingly after this. JUST LIKE MAGIC, we went from the east side to the WEST SIDE immediately. We had recognized that we needed each other, and couldn’t bear to be apart. It became OBVIOUS that things were going to stay permanent this time, and that we wouldn’t break up again. It was like old times again. At SIX THIRTY, we cleared OFF THE TABLE and watched a movie together like old times. She spoke my LOVE LANGUAGE, and from my POV, she was perfect. My perfect Ari. She would playfully tell me to “SHUT UP” on some occasions and do so by stroking “MY HAIR” and making out with me. She taught me that we could add 34+35 together and create something magical. We both went through some hard POSITIONS, but we were always each other's SAFETY NET for all challenges. We decided we’d go back to trying NASTY foods and eating cheesecake afterward like always. After some time, it was clear that we both had the MOTIVE of getting married to each other.

          So this was our second INTRO(END OF THE WORLD). We had finally made the decision to stay together forever. She always said “WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS” (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE), and that we were much more than that. She told everyone that walked by that “THE BOY IS MINE” and was swexily defensive of me. Although I still say “I’m IMPERFECT FOR YOU, Ari”, I realize that we have a SUPERNATURAL connection with one another. She is forever my ETERNAL SUNSHINE, and we will forever stay by one another’s side. We have realized that we will never say BYE again and that we DON’T WANNA BREAK UP AGAIN. We got married just a few months ago in Europe. I’m so happy that most of you came for the occasion and showed your support. We always say “YES, AND?” to our age difference when people ask. We know we’re the perfect husband and wife ever, no matter what. We cutely said “I WISH I HATED YOU” in our vows to remember our break up just half a year ago. We played the “SATURN RETURNS INTERLUDE” to remember the hardest month of our lives, and to move past it. Ari and I have something incredibly special, and we look forward to spending the rest of our lives together. We will cherish every moment we spend together, and all of the bubble baths with cheesecake and red wine on Friday nights. It’s crazy how two ORDINARY THINGS can walk in the world and so luckily be connected by a mistake at her concert. I am the luckiest man in the world to have Ari and her lips, and I will forever love her with all of my heart. TRUE STORY.

Thanks for reading the entire thing, if you’ve gotten here. This was a hard thread challenge, but it was super fun to write as well. Make sure to drop a post here, and have an amazing day today! And also, if you have any thread ideas for me, be sure to DM or leave a comment here. I love writing any type of threads!

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This is a thread worth reading. That’s all I’ll say. This is a thread challenege given to me by @RealTactics960 about nine days ago. I’ve been a little busy, with little time to make this. Nonetheless, I found time, and created it. Now, here’s what I have to do. I have to write a story using the song title from every song title Ari made. I made it even more creative by doing her albums in order. Each paragraph has the song titles from a specific album she wrote, starting with Yours Truly (2013), and ending with Eternal Sunshine (2024).The song titles will be in all caps. In simpler terms, I’m writing seven paragraphs, each a different album with different songs in it. This tested my creativity and was a challenging yet fun experience for me. I hope you all enjoy reading this! It will be a ton of reading, so if you don’t like reading long threads, say “thank u, next” and find the next thread. Have fun reading this… lmao!

In second grade, I was DAYDREAMIN’ about taking a trip down HONEYMOON AVENUE with my dearest Ariana Grande. I imagined sharing a dance with her during a slow PIANO song, or some POPULAR SONG they played at our wedding. I had the whole wedding in my head and THE WAY it would play out. I imagined a day I was forever on Ari’s TATTOOED HEART, and that we would be RIGHT THERE for each other and stay together forever. Even the days when I would say my vows to her, saying “BABY I have been waiting for this my entire life”, and give her a deep kiss. This daydream felt almost real, and I was LOVIN’ IT. But I guess ALMOST IS NEVER ENOUGH, anyway. I was shaken from the dream by my teacher a few minutes later. People always laughed and said, “YOU’LL NEVER KNOW what Ari or any woman feels like”. I guess the rest of my daydreams that day are BETTER LEFT UNSAID.

Time went on, and I was in the fifth grade now. At this time, I decided to work hard to pay for front-row tickets to her concert. I mowed lawns, resold stuff, and did whatever I could to make some extra money on the side. People kept saying “WHY TRY” when I mentioned the cost of the tickets to her concert. She was the ONLY 1 I was willing to do this for, and I remained persistent on seeing MY EVERYTHING in concert. Finally, the day came, and I left early for her concert. I got to my seat in the front and waited patiently for her to come out and perform. I had a PROBLEM, though. I didn’t know how to get her attention and confess my love for her. When she came on stage, she did a few songs, and it was amazing. She sang, “BREAK YOUR HEART RIGHT BACK”, and I was reminded of my mission. I waved my hands frankly and screamed as loud as I could, but she wouldn’t so much as glimpse at me. But at the end of her show, she motioned for me to come backstage. I was unsure if it was even me she was referring to, but I decided to go anyway. I went backstage, and Ari asked me who I was at first. She said that she was pointing to her cousin in the crowd, and not me. But I was in a BANG BANG of emotions and decided to BREAK FREE of my fears and start talking to her, and eventually ask her out. I said, “YOU DON’T KNOW ME”, but can I have JUST A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR HEART?” Our eyes locked, and she put her HANDS ON ME, gave me a small kiss on my cheek, and said, “Yes, but you’ll have to LOVE ME HARDER than anyone ever has. You can BE MY BABY since you’re the swexiest man I’ve ever come across. I asked her to go to Cheesecake Factory with me tomorrow, and she agreed. We kissed ONE LAST TIME, and I went back home with her. This was the INTRO to our relationship. That was the BEST MISTAKE I’ve ever made.

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Time went on, and our relationship got stronger. I knew I had to be the next to STEP ON UP and be her amazing boyfriend. I started seeing her DANGEROUS WOMAN side, and we made some BAD DECISIONS from there. We would dance from SIDE TO SIDE and make out in the MOONLIGHT some nights, or simply watch a movie at night SOMETIMES. EVERYDAY, she would say things like, “I’m so INTO YOU”, or “LET ME LOVE YOU”. She would miss me when I was gone, and so when I got home. “Hey Basixy, I was THINKING BOUT YOU this whole day! I’m so happy you’re back.” But even with all of this love for each other, I looked at some of her other songs and Instagram posts, and saw how many guys she had broken up with before. I listened to her songs, “JASON’S SONG (GAVE IT AWAY)” and “KNEW BETTER / FOREVER BOY, and they painted a rather clear picture of her relationships previously. I was worried that the same would happen to me, but I never expressed this feeling towards her. I just hoped that she wasn’t getting GREEDY with my swexyness and that this love wouldn’t die. Sometimes she would joke and say “Go ahead and LEAVE ME LONELY”, and I guess she sensed a change in my behaviors after a while. But for that night and many others, I decided to TOUCH IT and move past it. I DON’T CARE and never did. Things were going to BE ALRIGHT.

I couldn’t IMAGINE a world where we broke up. But it happened just weeks later. She said THANK U, NEXT to me, and found her “next” in Pete Davidson. I frantically tried calling and texting her, but she just kept GHOSTIN me until I got tired and gave up hope. It seemed that she was with NASA, and was on another planet far away from me. I couldn’t bear seeing them so happy together, so I came up with a BAD IDEA. I decided to call up my ex Olivia Rodrigo and ask her to go out with me again. She was delighted by this offer and took it up immediately. I put on my FAKE SMILE and pretended to be extremely happy with Olivia, hoping to make Ari jealous. I was very NEEDY for her love and was willing to do whatever I could to get her back. She remained IN MY HEAD all the time, and all I wanted was to have her back. But after a month or so, we ran into each other at the Cheesecake Factory. She was wearing the wig she used to wear in public, and I recognized it immediately. She was alone, and I decided to go over there and ask to sit down with her. I saw a smile cross her face as she saw me, which she tried to hide. We talked for a while and ate too much cheesecake like we usually did. We managed to MAKE UP and realize that we wanted to be together again. The blood of my BLOODLINE rushed once again at the sight of Ari’s swexy smile. And then she said, BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, I’M BORED. So I broke up with bae Olivia and went back to her house like old times. Maybe the dream of 7 RINGS on Ari’s fingers was still alive.

Things started going amazingly after this. JUST LIKE MAGIC, we went from the east side to the WEST SIDE immediately. We had recognized that we needed each other, and couldn’t bear to be apart. It became OBVIOUS that things were going to stay permanent this time, and that we wouldn’t break up again. It was like old times again. At SIX THIRTY, we cleared OFF THE TABLE and watched a movie together like old times. She spoke my LOVE LANGUAGE, and from my POV, she was perfect. My perfect Ari. She would playfully tell me to “SHUT UP” on some occasions and do so by stroking “MY HAIR” and making out with me. She taught me that we could add 34+35 together and create something magical. We both went through some hard POSITIONS, but we were always each other's SAFETY NET for all challenges. We decided we’d go back to trying NASTY foods and eating cheesecake afterward like always. After some time, it was clear that we both had the MOTIVE of getting married to each other.

So this was our second INTRO(END OF THE WORLD). We had finally made the decision to stay together forever. She always said “WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS” (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE), and that we were much more than that. She told everyone that walked by that “THE BOY IS MINE” and was swexily defensive of me. Although I still say “I’m IMPERFECT FOR YOU, Ari”, I realize that we have a SUPERNATURAL connection with one another. She is forever my ETERNAL SUNSHINE, and we will forever stay by one another’s side. We have realized that we will never say BYE again and that we DON’T WANNA BREAK UP AGAIN. We got married just a few months ago in Europe. I’m so happy that most of you came for the occasion and showed your support. We always say “YES, AND?” to our age difference when people ask. We know we’re the perfect husband and wife ever, no matter what. We cutely said “I WISH I HATED YOU” in our vows to remember our break up just half a year ago. We played the “SATURN RETURNS INTERLUDE” to remember the hardest month of our lives, and to move past it. Ari and I have something incredibly special, and we look forward to spending the rest of our lives together. We will cherish every moment we spend together, and all of the bubble baths with cheesecake and red wine on Friday nights. It’s crazy how two ORDINARY THINGS can walk in the world and so luckily be connected by a mistake at her concert. I am the luckiest man in the world to have Ari and her lips, and I will forever love her with all of my heart. TRUE STORY.

Thanks for reading the entire thing, if you’ve gotten here. This was a hard thread challenge, but it was super fun to write as well. Make sure to drop a post here, and have an amazing day today! And also, if you have any thread ideas for me, be sure to DM or leave a comment here. I love writing any type of threads!

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